WOW!

I got the most amazing lap dance from this girl who must have been 18. She was exactly like a high school senior. Man. It was the best 30 dollars I have ever, ever, I repeat ever spent. Wow! I love strippers. I am a shameless stripper hound and I have no desire to be anything else!!!!....at least at 2 am on fridays when the bars have turned into sausage fests. Derby of course will rock and will be no time for stripper entertainment with all the bars open til 6 am and the party girls out and about!

 

You need to get yourself a nice churchy girlfriend.

 

Let's hook Dan up.

I mean, this could be YOU Dan.



It's time for stripper intervention.

 

I think that somebody has hacked Dan's account. Even on his worst day Dan is not that pathetic, and on his best day he can't spell and write that well.

Hacked. I bet it was Jefe.

 

I was just gonna say Dan can't spell or put together a proper paragraph.

 

Dan... I think you're in love.

Even if this isn't you, I still think this is the best route for you to pursue.