Would you rather fuck. . .

A chick from Wal Mart, Kmart or Target?!?!

 

Hahahaha. I think Walmart, wasn't it Playboy that had the girls of Walmart thing once??

 

I choice JCPenny

 

All the cool kids get their clothes there

 

Keep telling Harlan that you jerkoff, it's not as if he doesn't already look retarded you bastard.

 

Target. Definitely. Because I want to paint the bullseye on my face.

 

So your lover knows where to bust his nutt?

 

Does anybody remember 'Tuffskins'? I think that was JC Penny. I wore those when I was a kid. But I had to get them in the 'Husky' section. *sigh*

Grim, in which one of those stores does your Mom work? That'll be my choice.

 

I buy sheets at JC Penneys...if they're on sale. I'm cheap.

 

Where in the hell are you finding a JCPennys around here??

 

Theres one here in Fredneck. You know the suburbanites can't survive without the Arizona Jean Co....

 

You know the current trend of faces is going to lead people to beleive is a young black boy who might be a little too sensative when it comes to racism.

 

Huh?

 

PG Plaza (bring a gun), Wheaton Plaza, Springfield Mall, Fair Oaks, Columbia Mall ( I live pretty close to that one).

Here's something interesting, JC Penny was a real person. James Cash Penny. No kidding.

Why the hell do I know so much about JC Penny?

 

Too many of you freaks live close to me. I just recently started locking my door...

 

Who else lives around here?

 

sounds like my kinda place

 

I know, and it was raining last night, I had to jimmy open a window damn it.

 

is that where my icepick went?

 

Yes he was and one of his Nephews still runs the place.