Worst Tatto Job You Ever Saw

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousDan, Jan 16, 2005.

  1. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    There used to be this guy who would hang out on a street in this really shitty part of Lexington, KY a college town (University of Kentucky) while my brother and some of his friends were renting out a house while going to school. Guy didn't have a job and was always real fucked up on something. Anyway, he got a big ass tatoo of the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull Tattooed right on his forehead where it couldn't be covered up.
     
  2. HORUS

    HORUS New Member

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    well, ive seen my share of shitty tattooes, usually a colorful blob of unidentifable shape on some old hippie

    or you have the homemade version, there was this asshole nazi guy i knew with a home made "wolfs head and sword"

    the sword was more like a hockey stick and the wolf looked alot like a goat



    for some reason only assholes have shitty tattooes

    if youre gonna get a tattoo thats gonna be there FOREVER at least get a good professional one done
     
  3. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    The worst tattoo job I ever saw was of an anchor on a guy's cheek (on his face, you dirty minded poofs). And I also saw a guy who in his youth had "skinheads rule" tattooed onto his scalp. now he's balding and can't cover it up.
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    That's actually funny.

    I think that the monotonous tattooes suck. Like a rose on a woman's ankle. Played out shit like that.

    But I'm not a fan of the ink so...

    Burn youself with a cigarette. It's cheaper.
     
  5. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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  6. Dr.Roboto

    Dr.Roboto New Member

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    brand your self
     
  7. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    I have a friend who has those little pinhead wart things on both his arms. He went to the dermatologist who burned them off for him. After he got the bill, he decided it was easier to take a few at a time on his own durring smoke breaks.

    Tssss!
     

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