“Someone call heaven, because one of the angels has gotten loose and she’s standing right in front of me.” “Do you like chicken? Suck this—it’s really foul.” “I’m a dentist. You have great teeth. Want to have my children?” “If your right leg were Christmas and your left leg were Thanksgiving, could I meet you between the holidays?” “I’m steel, and you’re my magnet.” [said to a brown-eyed woman] “Your eyes are like limpid pools of blue water in which I drown.” “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.” “How much do you weigh? I say about 125, but my friends think you’re more.” “Can I tie a jerk line to your navel ring?” “The word for the day is legs—let’s go back to my place and spread the word.” “Do fries go with that shake?” “You want to meet for brunch? Should I call you or nudge you?” “I like peanut butter. Wanna fuck?” “I love every single bone in your body, especially mine.” [licking his finger and touching her] “We’ve got to get you out of those wet clothes.” “Well, fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Helga?” “If you were a teardrop, I would not cry, for fear of losing you.” “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.” “Weren’t you in the last Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue?” “Do you ever just stand in front of the mirror and groan at how good you look?” [after beckoning the woman over with his finger] “Baby, if I can make you come with my finger, imagine what my whole body can do.” “Sweatheart, you make me want to get a job.” “Your parents must be retarded. Because you’re so special.”
