what do 75,000 beaten wives have in common every year? they don't fukin listen a guy goes into a doctors and says "doctor doctor, i can't stop singing 'delilah' by Tom Jones!!" the doctor replies "why son, you have Tom Jones syndrome!" "wha..wha..what?!" the man replies, "is it common?" "well.." the doctor replies "its not unusual!"
what did the black man do when his wife wouldnt cook him some eggs? . . . Beat the shit out of her...