Its funny how online can be like offline - i have been screwed over in both... i think i am gonna go Psychotic and stay in my own little world where i will be safe... my own fault, i think... i was asleep, i guess i left MSN logged in... i wake up to this, conversation already finished - eddie sombrino = disorder wank = wank Kurious = kitana Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: hello Wank you like says: oh... Wank you like says: says she wasnt on on mine Wank you like says: oops... maybe i got someone elses Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: oh ok Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: fine, dont talk to me snif Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i think msn is fucked on mine, just hasnt updated yet Wank you like says: actually... she isnt in my list... maybe she blocked me or something...? Wank you like says: oh no... kurious... Wank you like says: is that her...? Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: yeah Wank you like says: oh... she is on there... but not online according to mine Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: oh ok Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Wank you like says: Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: what ? Wank you like says: err... wrong button... .... was meant to be this Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: lol Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Wank you like says: ... so shes not on then...? Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i dont know Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i am just looking at my cool optical xmas tree hehe Wank you like says: oh... is that code for something...? Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: huh Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: no its an xmas tree Wank you like says: yeah i know... Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: but it has optics for lights, lots of little lights Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: its pretty smart Wank you like says: yes... we have them at work.... WHICH I DONT DO NO MORE!!!! YAY Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: hey, what happened Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: you quit Wank you like says: well i had to leave... cos im going on wednesday... but my supervisor liked me sooo much they offered me full time when ever i get back... ... dunno if i want it though Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: hehe Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: good for you Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Wank you like says: and what are you doing for work... Wank you like says: Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i am moving to london Wank you like says: WHAT! Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: yeah, i am going to start up my internet business Wank you like says: no way... thats sooo cool when...? Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: jan Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i thought i was going early, which is why i posted 'the last day' but everything changed Wank you like says: you jammy bitch that fucking rules Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: why Wank you like says: oh... so what is it yours... Wank you like says: its so cool Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: it will be Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: well, i am hosting at the moment, but its slow and not on all the time, i am going to be getting a dedicated line Wank you like says: so are you going into a company or something...? Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i am creating it Wank you like says: err... if you need a tea lady i will be MORE than happy... or a cleaner... Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: lol awww Wank you like says: Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: dawn, have you got that wilkinson file, also could you type this up for me Wank you like says: yes... i will get that coffee for you... 2 sugars...? Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: wow you're good Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: 2 yeah Wank you like says: i know my place... im going back to college hopefully and doing a computor course... next september... so i can get a decent job i wanna be a geek Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: cool theres a lot of money in the further you go Wank you like says: yay money Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i really wanna be a microsoft programmer, yes, their programs suck, but its like 125,000 a year, a car, and flexi-time, i could work any 8-9 hours in any 24, go for 2 here, go home, back for another couple Wank you like says: but im permantly stuck to a computor now so it seems the right thing to do Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: hehe Wank you like says: that sounds like a very good job... Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i need degrees Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: so i'll just start my own Wank you like says: oh... havent you got any...? Wank you like says: yes... do... thats so good... Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: yeah right, i got like 3 gcse's Wank you like says: Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i learnt all my shit myself Wank you like says: really.. thats cool... im just starting to do that me self... cos i get no help from others... Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: from a crappy green monitor 8086 that my cousin let me play on, it had 20mb of space, and a whopping 640k of memory lol Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i will teach you everything you wanted to know Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Wank you like says: how WILL i repay you... Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: hmm i could think of something, no not a blowjob Wank you like says: naughty man! Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: not strictly sex either Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Wank you like says: not strictly... is there anything else...? Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: well, i wanted to eat you out Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Wank you like says: oh yeah... i forget that shit... that wouldnt be fair anyway... i would have to blow you... Wank you like says: Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: nah nah, it would be my pleasure just to munch on minge Wank you like says: ohh... your so romantic... minge muncher Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: lol Wank you like says: im glad i spelt that right... i said minch munger in my head Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: li li li li li li Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: yum Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Wank you like says: your sooo good... you cheeky monkey Wank you like says: where the fuck are you gonna live... Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: haha Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: just read your post Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Wank you like says: what one was that... Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: lmao Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: snifer riple Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: riffer sniple Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: sniper rifle Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i do that all the time Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: cool Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: oh i am bad when i talk, i put words in the wrong order, stutter occaisionally lol Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan has left the conversation. Wank you like says: oh you... i was jabbering away and you wernt even there... KuriouS says: interesting --------------------------------------------- and then when i confronted Disorder through a window that was already started... Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: hey Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: you there KuriouS says: interesting Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: hey you're there Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: what is ? KuriouS says: Wank you like says: how WILL i repay you... Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: hmm i could think of something, no not a blowjob Wank you like says: naughty man! Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: not strictly sex either Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Wank you like says: not strictly... is there anything else...? Eddie So KuriouS says: till laters, babe KuriouS says: or till never Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: what you want to think, is nothing to what i am really going to do Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i was never going to do anything with her, and now, i may not with you.. Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: bye Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: SPYING LITTLE FUCKING BITCH KuriouS says: LOL KuriouS says: i wasnt spying, i woke up KuriouS says: and i saw it, conversation was over Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: tough for you Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: bye Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: sad loser KuriouS says: i know KuriouS says: its ok, we are all ILs Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: hehehehe Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: BYEEEE KuriouS says: right Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: so, why? KuriouS says: why what? Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: why did you do it KuriouS says: do what? KuriouS says: i just woke up KuriouS says: to it Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: spy on me KuriouS says: i wasnt spying! KuriouS says: i was asleep then i wake up and '...ooh, i missed it...well what did i miss???' Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: you missed nothing, because you are nothing Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: you were something KuriouS says: i know i am nothing KuriouS says: its ok KuriouS says: this is online, its nothing KuriouS says: i was screwed over both online and offline KuriouS says: i am used to it now Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: you will never see me offline now? KuriouS says: of course not KuriouS says: only in my dreams Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i didnt screw you over.. you screwed you over KuriouS says: no ed KuriouS says: the words were from your hands, your mind Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: did i say i am meeting a girl Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: she is called claudia Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: she loves me KuriouS says: no, but its the same shit, i dont care KuriouS says: then have fun Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: and i will stay with her KuriouS says: ok Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: but i liked you more.. KuriouS says: enjoy it KuriouS says: no KuriouS says: u didnt Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: then what? what am i, i lyar? i dont lie? what i said to dawn was true, maybe i will get to see her, maybe not, but she wont betray me. that i am assured of, niether will nursey, or anyone else i know.. so the fact remains that i *did* intend to see you, because i wanted to, and i was going to see dawn, and i will still be seeing claudia. why? because i am still searching.. Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: it looks like i have seen things myself too Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i dont have to search too far anymore, you made sure of that.. well done KuriouS says: i guess... Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: you fucked it up lol KuriouS says: no, ed, u fucked it up Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: why? KuriouS says: b/c the words came from you Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: because i give girls some happiness?.. i give them compliments and i go and see them Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: why didnt you want any? KuriouS says: no worries, ed, just keep doing what u have to do Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i will thanks Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: bye KuriouS says: bye Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: i will block you now, i hope you dont mind KuriouS says: no i dont The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: no i dont so, i believe ed's pimping it and turning into a complete man-whore. i wish i had not woken up...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: now thats the funnest fucking thing i have seen all day!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You should have fucking been involved with it... I thought it was all a fuckING facade but.... ***SHE REALLY IS FUCKED UP***
Ed you shitsmear...how the fuck could she be spying when you when she was already invited to the conversation?And what the fuck were you talking about when you said that i wouldn't betray you?Asshole!
i was always a man-whore, i like the act of sex, there is nothing wrong with it, i dont bring anything depraved or morally incorrect to the intimate meeting of two people.. now, i am not *your* manwhore, doesnt that make you proud??! you had one chance to be loved by someone of the oposite sex and you fucked it up.. oh well, there are plenty more fish in the sea..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Ed you shitsmear...how the fuck could she be spying when you when she was already invited to the conversation? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yeah, i forgot i did, my initial reaction was thinking that she had an msn spy (cos i seem some around somewhere) oh well, i was angry.. And what the fuck were you talking about when you said that i wouldn't betray you?Asshole![/B][/QUOTE] you never have tho?? and you have no reason to, or even anything to use..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: i was always a man-whore, i like the act of sex, there is nothing wrong with it, i dont bring anything depraved or morally incorrect to the intimate meeting of two people.. now, i am not *your* manwhore, doesnt that make you proud??! you had one chance to be loved by someone of the oposite sex and you fucked it up.. oh well, there are plenty more fish in the sea..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How did she fuck it up??Oh,i remember...by being invited into a conversation where you showed yourself up to be a 2 timing shitsmear.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: How did she fuck it up??Oh,i remember...by being invited into a conversation where you showed yourself up to be a 2 timing shitsmear. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Jeebus! It IS the end of the world! Nursey sticking up for kitana?!?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: How did she fuck it up??Oh,i remember...by being invited into a conversation where you showed yourself up to be a 2 timing shitsmear. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i am not 2 timing, in fact, if you want to put it like that i was 3 timing. yes thants right, i have been interested in 3 girls for quite sometime, not one, not one where she is fucking married to me, and not even one who is my fucking girlfriend yet, so quit with the 2 timing bullshit.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote she fucked it up by thinking i was all for her, only her, would never leave her when in fact i just wanted to check the bitch out, now i dont have to..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Jeebus! It IS the end of the world! Nursey sticking up for kitana?!? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Namedropping shitsmear needs to stop using our (chance) association to boost his own cred
SHUT THE FUCK UP... IM LIKE, SCARRED FOR LIFE. I WAS ASKING TIT WHAT WAS GOING ON AND SHE WAS FUCKIN YAPPING LIKE A DOG AT ME TO TELL HER WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY ABOUT ED IN THE FORUM... it was so traumatising... im gonna go to a quiet place and cry now...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: she fucked it up by thinking i was all for her, only her, would never leave her <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's the impression you went out of your way to give here with your retch inducing comments!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: That's the impression you went out of your way to give here with your retch inducing comments! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> would you like me to drop your address too?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: would you like me to drop your address too? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> wrong post damnit, so what? i i treat women with respect? i dont tell them i wanna rip them a new asshole with my cock..(unless they deserve it (deserve me telling them, or me carrying it out..whatever)) so quit bugging me..
fucking ed, you told me that you were only for me! i saved the crap he gave me - his stories, his programs, his music...me and my pathetic self . . / \ / \ | || | | | | | | | | | | | \ | | | | | | | - ` - / V \ | | '| | \| | | | | |' | |/ | | '| | \| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | -
Posted by Tit (I think she should have asked for our permission , personally...) <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Wank you like says: how WILL i repay you... Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: hmm i could think of something, no not a blowjob Wank you like says: naughty man! Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: not strictly sex either Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Wank you like says: not strictly... is there anything else...? Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: well, i wanted to eat you out Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Wank you like says: oh yeah... i forget that shit... that wouldnt be fair anyway... i would have to blow you... Wank you like says: Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: nah nah, it would be my pleasure just to munch on minge Wank you like says: ohh... your so romantic... minge muncher Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: lol Wank you like says: im glad i spelt that right... i said minch munger in my head Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: li li li li li li Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: yum Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says: Wank you like says: your sooo good... you cheeky monkey <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Why the FUCK was this posted in bold...?
the recipe he gave me... fair enough, i got one for you... Ed says: 3 eggs Ed says: sausage Ed says: bacon LiViNg DeAd GuRL says: ooh Ed says: mushrooms Ed says: cheese (diced) Ed says: spices Ed says: pepper LiViNg DeAd GuRL says: cheese! LiViNg DeAd GuRL says: shrooms! Ed says: uh-huh LiViNg DeAd GuRL says: yummy Ed says: u dont like these things? leave em out, the cheese is essential tho' LiViNg DeAd GuRL says: i like cheese Ed says: cool Ed says: right Ed says: milk LiViNg DeAd GuRL says: milk LiViNg DeAd GuRL says: ? Ed says: get eggs milk and pepper, and beat into omlette mix LiViNg DeAd GuRL says: oh Ed says: leave to side Ed says: get meaty things like bacon and sausage + your shrooms and peppers if you can get em LiViNg DeAd GuRL says: ok Ed says: fry them in a little oil, not too much or you'll get fat! d says: add favorite spices and coat meat and vegetables and fry for little longer, the whole thing should be done in 5 minutes Ed says: add egg mix Ed says: fry untill brown each side and add half the diced cheese when you turn it over, that way if you break it, it all gets stuck together and gooey... Ed says: add rest of cheese, wait 2 minutes and serve up into some fresh bread and make it into a scrummy sandwich Ed says: and there u have it my eddie special no.1