If you were rowing across the desert in a canoe and were nude how many pancakes would it take to build a dog house...? None watermelons dont have hair... DOH...!
poonanee I don't get that one at all but like I said before - opening with a joke is always a good thing. Even this one which I have no idea what you mean.
Awhile back on a local radio station they had what was called worst joke Wendsday and I won with the above joke which is meant to not make any sense at all... I won free movie tickets and the rest is history...
