A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a five storey hotel with a sign that reads 'For Women Only'. Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. 'We have five floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside' So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads 'All the men here have it short and thin' The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads 'All the men here have it long and thin'. Still, this wasn't good enough so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign read 'All the men here have it short and thick'. This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still two floors left, they move on to the next floor. In the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. 'All the men here have it long and thick.' The women get all excited and are going in when they realise that there is one floor left. Wondering what they were missing, they go to the fifth floor, where the sign reads 'There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no f**king way to please a woman.'
how can you tell when a girl is too fat to fuck? when you pull her panties down to her knees and her pussy is still in them.
Hi! I’m either very stupid and tried to copy what that ass-fucking piece of shit Wandering Porn Dealer did, or I actually AM Wandering Porn Dealer and registered this account too. The email address I used for this one is invader50@hotmail.com and I came from this IP: 204.186.207.231 [ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]
