Is this not all true? AM I the next Plato? PS Nebody from Edinburgh, Scotland on? Q: What is difference between a Girl in Church and Girl in the Bathroom? A: A Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in Bathroom has hole full of soap. Q: What is the similarity between Tea and a Girl? A: Both are hot, both have milk. Q: What is the difference between Men's Cricket and Woman's Cricket? A: In Men's Cricket, there is a short leg between two long legs and in Women's cricket, there is a deep gully in two fine legs. Q: What is the difference between a Ship and a Girl ? A: The Ship cuts through water and the Girl waters through the cut. Q: What is the difference between the Sky and a Skirt? A: The Sky covers the whole universe and Skirt covers the universal hole. Q: What did the Egyptian Boy say to Roman Girl? A: Come behind the Pyramid and I will make you a mummy. Q: Why is a penis called a "Gentleman" in England? A: It stands up whenever a lady passes by. Q: Why is a penis called a "Thief" in Baghdad? A: It enters through the back door. Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they getup in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch. Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: Why did Mahatma Gandhi never wear any underwear? A: He believed in the freedom movement Q: Why is sex so popular? A: It is so centrally located Q: What did the bulb say to the switch? A: U turn me On........ And Finally...... Q: Define a Bra? A: Under shoulder boulder holder.
What did u call me biatch? Your jokes suck to hi heaven ! ! ! SMOKE BUSH NOT IRAQ ! ! ! GO ON THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!!!!!!!!! AMERICA WILL SUCCUMB TO THE IRAQIS IF NOT NOW THEN CERTAINLY IN THE FUTURE ! !! !
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TheGodOfDuck: Those suck...cunt<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not as much as you whore.
Be careful koko69 these boring cunts go on forever. Some crazy bastard even posted a picture of his new bb gun to me. SCARY SHIT.
Yeah mate I got that impression, they're probs all rubbishmen in their local communities!!!! Or extremely GAY
