Women to tired for sex

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  1. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    LONDON (Reuters) -
    Forget "Sex and the City" -- hard-working British women are too tired for endless nights of passion, a survey suggests.

    While the characters in the popular Channel 4 show spend their time chasing men, real life seems to be a mix of household chores and average sex.

    Yet despite all this, women like their jobs and are happy with their lot, according to the results of a survey of 500 women for Best magazine.

    "It`s terrific that women are managing to achieve a balance between the demands of work, home and love and remain happy," Louise Court, editor of Best, said in a statement.

    "Today`s female tends to be pretty feisty and determined to make the most of her circumstances."

    Nearly two thirds of those questioned said they did the ironing and vacuuming rather than their male partners. Even more (76 percent) women admitted that they were often too tired to make love.

    Nearly a third said they had had one sexual partner in their life, while the majority of the rest had had no more than five.

    Londoners said they had the most sex, with 13 percent saying they made love daily, while Yorkshire women had the most lovers, with nearly one in ten saying they had had sex with 20 or more men.

    And when they`re not having sex with their partners, British women rarely bother to argue with them, the survey suggests.

    Nearly a third said they had never argued and the rest said they mainly rowed about money and the children.


    Well that's me moving to Yorkshire then!
     
  2. Topper

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    And when they`re not having sex with their partners, British women rarely bother to argue with them, the survey suggests.

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    Bollocks.
     
  3. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    Thats the one that got me!!!
     
  4. yomamazagreasymofo

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    Frankly, none of this is relevant; when I want it, I will take it.
     
  5. methinks

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Nearly two thirds of those questioned said they did the ironing and vacuuming rather than their male partners. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    damn, you wont catch me doing that shite. i'll make my man servent do the chores
     
  6. i_dont_wank

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    thats well cool im part of that third

    Iv only had one patner in my life... but I was to young to remember...
     
  7. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    thats well cool im part of that third

    Iv only had one patner in my life... but I was to young to remember...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm sorry... I should've left you a note on the dumpster... My sincere apologies.
     
  8. Lomotil

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    BTW: As far as the percentages go... Anyone can make up a statistic, 87% of all people know that.
     
  9. i_dont_wank

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    YEAH WELL DONE... Wasn't it Vic Reeves you quoted that from?
     
  10. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    YEAH WELL DONE... Wasn't it Vic Reeves you quoted that from?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm 98% sure that I have no idea who Vic Reeves is.
     
  11. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>methinks signigture:
    Hello. My name is Enigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Cool signigture methinks . That's got to be one of my favourite lines from a film.

    Apart from; I'm giving very serious thought to eating your wife...

    And

    By the time I was finnished, she felt like the whole Trojan Army had fucked her!
     
  12. i_dont_wank

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    your 98% real retard then...

    or you are 98% real retard and not british
     
  13. methinks

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    glad there's another who appreciates the brilliance of the princess bride[/]
     
  14. methinks

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    oops
    the princess bride

    there we go
     
  15. PinkorBrown69

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    Yep! That film had more tounge-in-cheek, than the horny bitch that was with me this weekend!
     
  16. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    your 98% real retard then...

    or you are 98% real retard and not british
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    no, I'm more than 2% 'not british'
     
  17. i_dont_wank

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    so your not denying that your 98% retard then?
     
  18. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    so your not denying that your 98% retard then? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey... this isn't about the alimony requests from your mom, is it?
     
  19. i_dont_wank

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    no they killed my retarded dad when i was 3 because he went around just fucking men up the arse...

    i think his name was guy...or gey...maybe gay?
     
  20. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    no they killed my retarded dad when i was 3 because he went around just fucking men up the arse...

    i think his name was guy...or gey...maybe gay?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    He wasn't a Scottish queer, was he? Was his name Patrick Fitzgerald, or Gerald Fitzpatrick?
     

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