If I be wicked, woe unto me; and if I be righteous, yet will I not lift up my head. I am full of confusion; therefore see thou mine affliction; As I write this, the trash collectors are at my curb, picking up my trash... If only I could place my wretched thoughts out with a week's worth of frozen dinner containers, paper towels and empty cans! Confession I lust after a married man! A man with at least three children, tattoos all over his body, and a skanky wife. A man who probably resides in a trailer court! I've not kept my impure thoughts hushed in the workplace. I send emails to co-workers each and every day talking incessantly about HIM... 'I saw HIM today on his way down the stairs and our eyes met for a brief moment'... 'Have you seen HIM today? What if HE has the day off?' (Yes, I capitalize the word, HIM and HE... How bad is that?) I show up to work early to try to catch him on a smoke break... I have written his break times down on a little notepad and nearly break my neck each time he walks by my cubicle... just trying to catch a glimpse of his... *gasp* ass! It has been 4 months since I have indulged in any sexual activities and I fear that I may one day in the very near future ask him if the swinger rumor about him is true and if so… “Wanna *gasp* fuck?” Who here has committed adultery? Who here would? It’s time to take some K, smoke a cigarette and go to bed… Please verbally abuse me as you see fit.
I aint gonna abuse you ya little slapper but ive commited adultery more times thatn i care to remember and its fucing great,get him screwed go on fuck suck his brains out through his cock in the stationery cuboard
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote See what happens here? You took the wind right out of my sails as I was inclined to launch a minor verbal assault on you... However, as you have shown humility I'll just pat you on your head and send you on your way with the words 'do what the fuck you want, you don't need nor will you heed our advice'. Attagirl
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Confession I lust after a married man! A man with at least three children, tattoos all over his body, and a skanky wife. A man who probably resides in a trailer court!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> At least you wont have far to walk home in the morning. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: I've not kept my impure thoughts hushed in the workplace.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OMG!!! You have a job? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: It has been 4 months since I have indulged in any sexual activities<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I can believe that. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~: :no i would not fuck anyone i work with<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes... but you're a gas-fitter. I wouldn't expect you to admit to sexual fantasies about Bob and his wrench.
bob was a born again christian biker dude preacher i used to work with.. i made him swear for the first time in 2 years.. he did most of his work with a trusty swiss army pen knife and borrowed everybody elses tools... he told me he found god while on acid, now he runs a church
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> he told me he found god while on acid, now he runs a church <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Acid does tend to bring out the religion in people... however it takes a bit of an overdraft to run a church unless it's one of those ones that promises a ride in a spaceship? Oh and Jesus is the pilot...
nah dude.. it's a born again style church... so it's often playing guitars in someones basement, or hiring out a community hall... and apparently they like to raise money for famine ravaged africans... "and pop a bible into each sack of grain"
well at least if they promised me a ride in a spaceship I might express an interest in joining... As for playing guitars in a basement, don't knock it, that's how the Beatles started out!
and now 2 of them are dead, ones married to a deranged golddigger and the bignosed one narrates childrens programs
A new day at work. If I don't get a break at 8:45... I'll fucking.... be okay. Tommy, I just have to know... how many women have you been with? Dubya G Grace, you can still verbally assault me. Tell me what you really think. I will listen to what you have to say. ~pimpchichi~, did you get caught? Lomo, I'm not trying to get you to cum up here any faster... Just stay down there and dodge the 'meat curtains' (I had a dream about you a few hours ago... You had stolen some guy's black firebird and his 'froggy' jacket... We were just about ready to... uh, you know... and we heard a noise outside, so you had to run out to the garage to make sure that the car was still there... While you were doing that, my faggott friend calls and wakes me up. Canine STD, *I am white trash that lives in a duplex. *Yes, I have a job. I've never been on finacial aid... I've been working since I was 16 years old. *I have a feeling it'll be much longer than 4 months, especially if I wait for a certain someone to cum up here. *I do not understand your sig, matey... I can read it, I just don't understand why any good 'ol scurvy-ridden pirate would want to use the US flag in their sig... One more question: Can you hear better through the ear that the rats gnawed off? XOXO
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote Hold up, what the fuck has Thomas The Tank Engine ever done to you? That's just plain nasty that is...
Does my run-in with the engaged lady count? ...Or are you just trying to get me to cum up there that much sooner?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya G Grace: See! I like your style girl... have a good day x<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Awww, 'x'... reminds me of someone I used to know... *snif* I think I did have a good day. I got my break at just the right time. I got to watch HIM smoke two cigarettes. If no one had been around, I would have waited for HIM to go inside and I would have taken one of those butts. I would like to clone this man. I don't think I have never seen someone so perfect... HE hurts my eyes. I think I'm getting a little better... obsessing a little less. {b]And[/b] I passed the test I had at work today, so I get a raise. Yay for me!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya G Grace: Hold up, what the fuck has Thomas The Tank Engine ever done to you? That's just plain nasty that is...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> im with dubya stop dissing thomas.
