Why mondays suck..

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by SPOooOn, Feb 6, 2006.

  1. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    Spent half a day putting letters in envelopes ... come in to work this morning. . envelopes are still there .. and there's only 600 of them . . okay. .so the students wont get their grades. .no biggie .. then the manager decides to hand m all out .. student by student.. which will only take 3 days .. . still no biggie. .after the first round, only got rid of 10 envelopes. . after that dissapointment, the manager decides to mail the fuckers anyway. . but whaddaya know . .the stamps have expired. .(who knew stamps come with an expiration date) . . But that doesn't matter.. all we have to do is take all the letters out of the envelopes. . and put 'm in some new ones. . yaay . . i hate mondays..
     
  2. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    I think there's a new kind of stamp out. The backs are sticky and can be adhereed to other things. Even old stamps.
     
  3. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    Too late, I think he's already too busy wasting his time. Maybe somebody will stop by and tell him?
     
  4. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    I love Mondays, Its my only day off this time of year.
     
  5. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    The silicon chip inside her head
    Gets switched to overload.
    And nobody's gonna go to school today,
    She's going to make them stay at home.
    And daddy doesn't understand it,
    He always said she was as good as gold...
    And he can see no reason
    Cos there are no reasons
    What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?

    Tell me why
    I don't like Mondays
    Tell me why
    I don't like Mondays
    Tell me why
    I don't like Mondays
    I want to shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
    The whole day down

    The Telex machine is kept so clean
    As it types to a waiting world,
    And Mother feels so shocked,
    Father's world is rocked,
    And their thoughts turn to
    Their own little girl
    Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen,
    No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat,
    They can see no reasons
    Cos there are no reasons
    What reason do you need to be shown

    Tell me why ...

    All the playing's stopped in the playground now
    She wants to play with her toys a while
    And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
    And the lesson today is how to die,
    And then the bullhorn crackles,
    And the captain crackles,
    With the problems and the how's and why's
    And he can see no reasons
    Cos there are no reasons
    What reason do you need to die

    ...
     
  6. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Who wrote that? Is it a song?
    I think it's pretty good.

    Barry
     
  7. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    It's the only decent song Bob Geldof ever wrote, when he was with the Boomtown Rats.

    I think Tori Amos may have covered it also.
     
  8. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Have you heard her sing the A Perfect Circle song Hollow?
     
  9. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    yeah wouldn't that be an easy solution. . except when u use printable stamps .. and you're not allowed to go out and buy some normal ones coz' you already spent €500 on the last batch . . but thank the gods we didn't actually have to restamp the fuckers. . .they're still here, lying in a corner .. i'll think some gasoline would do the trick quite nicely. .that'd brighten up my day no end ..
     

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