Why, its febuary 13th, means only one thing!!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Feb 13, 2004.

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What should I do to my brother?

  1. Nothing, leave well enough alone, he is your flesh and blood

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  2. FUCK THAT!!!! Go to his work, yank him over the counter, and pistol whip him unconsious!!!!

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  3. Bide your time, sit back and let people continue to call, and drive him nuts

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  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    it is international take a shit on Dwaine day, please folks, line right up, drop trow, line your ass over me, and fire at will. As the sting of your hot penutty turds sting my cheeks...

    Started off with the murder of my family friend, great... that should be enough for any friday the 13th right? Nope, guess again. Starts off, I blow the transmission in my jeep. So as I am sitting waiting for the tow truck, a state trooper pulls up to help. He sees the two weapons in my jeep, and cuffs me up , looks up my ID, call it in, guess what? I have a warrent issued for me earlier in the day, from my own douchebag of a brother for communicating threats. I called Allen's work yesterday (along with a group of you guys, keep up the good work) I say "You need to shut your fucking mouth you ungrateful prick, I'm looking for you, I will find you eventually", that some how changed to "I am breaking into your house and murdering you and your family" . So I spent all night in county lock up. My best friend's brother, is a local officer, he came on duty at midnight, and knows the whole story personally, he also knows my brother is a pathological liar. He is really good with the Magistrate ( they play cards together) he tells the magistrate and assitant D.A> oncall what is going on. He then calls allens house at 12:45 am and tells him he can eaither A: drop charges, or B: be charged with filing false police reports, and he would be down to his house in 30 minutes to cuff him up and put him in a holding cell, possibly with me. Needless to say, Allen drop the charges, I was released, my weapons returned (without the ammo of course,) and I had to pay to catch a cab home, then I have to pay the impound fees on my jeep to get it moved to an automotive shop. Fuck the world...


    P.S. all humans die now.. kThks..
     
  2. Dubyas Brother Tojo

    Dubyas Brother Tojo New Member

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    If it helps, I got a paper cut yesterday... hurts like a mother I can tell you.
     
  3. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan New Member

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    yeah dubya, im sorry to hear about that
     
  4. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    it could be worse, IMC. you could have a retarded black mexican girlfriend name Offelia.
     
  5. Spooky Action

    Spooky Action New Member

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    Well at least you can verbally abuse him as much as you want to now, without worrying about him calling the cops.

    And murder? Who/when/where? Of corse feel free to tell me to fuck off if it's too personal like..
     
  6. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    who cares
     
  7. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    You did, at least enough to reply.
     
  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Yeah, I had a papercut a few months ago, too... I feel for you too, bro...

    But anyway, IMC, when you start thinking about where to hide your brother's body, make sure you have 'Marty' delete these threads, eh? :p
     
  9. Dubyas Brother Tojo

    Dubyas Brother Tojo New Member

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    Why do paper cuts cause so much anguish? I even had a slight 'sweat on' after the event...
     
  10. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    As a kid I once got my knob caught in my zipper. Now THAT'S anguish mate..
     
  11. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    paper cuts hurt so much cause the blood dosnt coagulate leaving nerve ends open to really piss you off....
     
  12. Darkgroovey

    Darkgroovey New Member

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    The hang nail,

    papers cuts are childs play next to DA HANG NAIL!
     
  13. Dubyas Brother Tojo

    Dubyas Brother Tojo New Member

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    You learn something new everyday, cheers Schmed
     
  14. Darkgroovey

    Darkgroovey New Member

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    now paging Dr. Schmed
     
  15. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    yeeesssss??
     
  16. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Ditto. Props, Sir Schmedly...

    Oh yeah, thought of you the other day when I threw a G.I. Joe tape on to pass out in front of... Just thought I'd let you know. :)
     

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