it is international take a shit on Dwaine day, please folks, line right up, drop trow, line your ass over me, and fire at will. As the sting of your hot penutty turds sting my cheeks... Started off with the murder of my family friend, great... that should be enough for any friday the 13th right? Nope, guess again. Starts off, I blow the transmission in my jeep. So as I am sitting waiting for the tow truck, a state trooper pulls up to help. He sees the two weapons in my jeep, and cuffs me up , looks up my ID, call it in, guess what? I have a warrent issued for me earlier in the day, from my own douchebag of a brother for communicating threats. I called Allen's work yesterday (along with a group of you guys, keep up the good work) I say "You need to shut your fucking mouth you ungrateful prick, I'm looking for you, I will find you eventually", that some how changed to "I am breaking into your house and murdering you and your family" . So I spent all night in county lock up. My best friend's brother, is a local officer, he came on duty at midnight, and knows the whole story personally, he also knows my brother is a pathological liar. He is really good with the Magistrate ( they play cards together) he tells the magistrate and assitant D.A> oncall what is going on. He then calls allens house at 12:45 am and tells him he can eaither A: drop charges, or B: be charged with filing false police reports, and he would be down to his house in 30 minutes to cuff him up and put him in a holding cell, possibly with me. Needless to say, Allen drop the charges, I was released, my weapons returned (without the ammo of course,) and I had to pay to catch a cab home, then I have to pay the impound fees on my jeep to get it moved to an automotive shop. Fuck the world... P.S. all humans die now.. kThks..
