Why is it that people only become sociable at the most inopp

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Oct 1, 2001.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Here's the deal. I'm at school, I reak of alcohol, and all of a sudden, every person I've met in my classes (and a few that I didn't meet until today) want to talk to me...

    I smell like the urinal in a Calcutta cathouse, I'm not feeling all that sociable, and I could care less about trivial shit like other's personal lives at the moment.

    I hate people.
     
  2. methinks

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    ive thought about this myself..

    it's because when you look/smell like shit..they're no longer intimidated by you.
    they view themselves as 'better off' so to speak and therefore feel comfortable in talking to you.
     
  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Fuck you! Go away! Can't you see that I don't want to talk to anyone?!?
     
  4. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    your still at school...
    ohhhh... how young are you...?
     
  5. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    are...you...an...........alter boy by chance?
     
  6. Lomotil

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    Sorry... habit. Yeah, maybe you have a point there... But I still think there's a slight degree of intimidation when approaching someone that smells like vodka and last year's leftovers...
     
  7. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    your still at school...
    ohhhh... how young are you...?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I teach kindergarten.
     
  8. methinks

    methinks New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    But I still think there's a slight degree of intimidation when approaching someone that smells like vodka and last year's leftovers...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    perhaps..but less than someone who looks perfect 24 hours a day. you know the type..like the girls who wake up at 4am to shower, blow dry their hair, then meticulously pamper themselves for a noon class.

    i hate those bitches. unfortunately they thrive at the conservative WASP college i attend.
     
  9. i_dont_wank

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    REV... could you set me up on a date?
     
  10. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks:

    perhaps..but less than someone who looks perfect 24 hours a day. you know the type..like the girls who wake up at 4am to shower, blow dry their hair, then meticulously pamper themselves for a noon class.

    i hate those bitches. unfortunately they thrive at the conservative WASP college i attend.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    They're not that intimidating... I mean, after all, once you smack them around a few times, pull thier hair, and punch them in the face, all that makeup comes off...
     
  11. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    REV... could you set me up on a date?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Money talks.
     
  12. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    Here's the deal. I'm at school, I reak of alcohol, and all of a sudden, every person I've met in my classes (and a few that I didn't meet until today) want to talk to me...

    I hate people.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Next time VOMIT on them!!
     
  13. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    well name the price paedo pimp
     
  14. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Next time VOMIT on them!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That oughta teach the little bastards! And to think that I wasted it all on the toilet... (and on the side of the toilet, and on the floor, etc...)
     
  15. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    well name the price paedo pimp<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The chubby kids go for about a quarter, little girls are $0.50, Ritalin junkie kids are $68 per hour, and we're having a special on siamese twins this week, two for a dollar, or 75 cents each.
     

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