His computer browser is at www.marthastewart.com and there is a fucking wet sock unter the desk? you assholes think Im joking, but I am dead serious! If his wife ever leaves him you will see him on T.V. Being arested for stalking Martha Stewart
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: His computer browser is at www.marthastewart.com and there is a fucking wet sock unter the desk? you assholes think Im joking, but I am dead serious! If his wife ever leaves him you will see him on T.V. Being arested for stalking Martha Stewart<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Fuck you. Martha Stewart is the shit. I want to see her naked.
I wonder if Martha has any stalkers? I'd stalk her all right, and cut her fuckin' manly-lookin' head off with a pair of modified pruning sheers! Then I'd assume her idenity and take over the K-Mart line of home furnishings! I'd create a line of pre-stained sheets with your choice of: "crimson stain" - deep blood-red "rustic stain"- an aged deep blood-red "passion stain"- creamy white (life-like) "anal stain" feces brown "bastard stain" urine yellow "slob stain" mixture of all of the above ... Of course the rest of the stuff would have to be made to double as a weapon. I'm not going to go into that just now, although it does sound fun. I'm too A.D.H.D. tonight... oh yeah, Martha, WHO THE FUCK would be in love with her? She reminds me of what that Tyne Dailey (however it's spelled) bitch off of Cagney & Lacey and Jenny Jones's kid would look like if dykes could reproduce... hold on a sec, while I fucking puke in my hand!!! I'm really fucking sickened now, IHN, you're a sick motherfucker.
You all laugh at me. I post a lot of bullshit on here but Martha is an angel. I have sent her e-mail, and I will post her reply here.
I can verify said e-mail.... he is in LOVE wih martha... its kinda scary. If he dosent see her show EVERYDAY he gets really pissy and shakes.
I can sorta see the infatuatuion...i would like to take Martha and fill her cunt with caulk from a caulking gun or spackle and then after its dry just give it a good whack with a rubber mallet and go splunking...
