WHY DONT YOU ALL KILL YOURSELVES

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ratatouille, Oct 9, 2004.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I was fondeled today and had sex yesterday, but I'm just not digging it these days. I have this major fear of pregnancy and I hate condoms.

    If I take enough pills, I get horny... only when I'm in that sleepy state do I really feel like doing it. I don't know whats wrong with me. I'm like... "am I gay?" but then again, I don't get excited thinking about women either, so I guess Jesus made me his wife.
     
  2. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    you're gonna have to go into more detail than that, I'll need photographic evidence and written testimonials. :wink:
     
  3. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    word. i had to quit the Pill and hate rubbers too but i'll be damned if i am breeder. physiologically i must need to breed because i am a nympho with the right guy.

    i know what you mean about that sleepy relaxed state. whatever, i like it all.
     
  4. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    And the sooner the better... I can't wait all day.
     
  5. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    It wasn't anything picture-worthy. I did it on the kitchen stool with my shirt on.. whoo hoo.
     
  6. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    by your enthusiastic 'whoo hoo' you must have yourself a 'minute-man'
     
  7. Dr.Roboto

    Dr.Roboto New Member

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    a military boy huh?
     
  8. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    Yeah, but you would have been naked from the waste down, therefore making it "picture-worthy".
     
  9. Spooky Action

    Spooky Action New Member

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    But which way up was the stool? :wink:
     
  10. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    ...or hiked up the skirt
     
  11. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    Either way, the quim would be in full view and would be worth looking at.
     
  12. whipone

    whipone New Member

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    I make love to my skin pores sometimes.
     

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