Why can't Wanker get laid?

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Stranger, Nov 12, 2001.

  1. Stranger

    Stranger New Member

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    Wank was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date
    in quite sometime. Afraid she might have something wrong with her she
    decided
    to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
    Her personal physician recommended Dr. Wang, a well-known Chinese
    sex therapist. So she went and saw him. Upon entering the examination
    room, Dr. Wang took one look at her and said, "okay, take off aw your
    crows."
    She quickly disrobed and stood naked before him.
    "Now, " said Wang, "get dow on knees and craw reery, reery, fass
    away from me to the other side of room."
    Having done that Dr. Wang said, "okay, now turn around and craw
    reery, reery fass to me." Once again she obliged.
    Dr. Wang slowly shook his head, "okay, your probrem vaywe, vaywe
    bad, you have Ed Zachary Disease.....worse case I ever see
    ....that why you not have dates."

    Confused, Wank asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
    Wang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
     
  2. D

    D New Member

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    Woo hoo... excuse me while I piss myself laughing

    Well, Stranger... I thought I would modify an old joke also incorporating you too...

    Why did Retard Ranger get sacked from the sperm clinic?

    Coz she was caught drinking on the job!....

    ....mmmmm feeling thirsty?
     
  3. Stranger

    Stranger New Member

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    How do you keep Wanker in suspense?
     
  4. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    A couple of thin steel cables run from the rafters to pins inserted thru either shoulder should do the trick.
     
  5. D

    D New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    A couple of thin steel cables run from the rafters to pins inserted thru either shoulder should do the trick.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    well done...
     

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