Who's going to watch 'The Contender' tonight?

*self destructs*

 

I bet you two secretly cyber in PM.

 

Well there she is! The one, the only...beach blanket Reiz!

I've missed my bitch. Where the fuck have you been?

 

I've been busy with my personal life. Sometimes I disappear off here because I have too much shit on my hands to get 5 minutes to come check fugly.

Don't worry I am not going to kill myself like Kitana (much to some people's disgust). I will be around for another few years at least.

Unless I die of hypoxyphilia (auto-erortic asphyxia).

 

I've......missed you...Kitty



Don't you EVER walk out on me again!

 

Woooohoo! I think Sam wants me!

 

Are you going to jump rope, or just stand there looking looking like a twat?

 

How about I jump you and look at your twat?

 

How 'bout I jump and ....wait--

Just you hold up there, SINNER -you!

 

That is Tres Chaud!

 

Is that thar french or summin?

 

Yes.
Chaud is warm but très chaud means hot as hell.

 

I'm glad some people think so.

 

Rez,

even if your weren't into auto-erortic asphyxia, I would happily choke you while you feverishly masterbated, but you'll have to tell me when to stop.

 

She goes limp, ya stop.