Who's going to watch 'The Contender' tonight?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Samanthasez, May 1, 2005.

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  1. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    I'm hopelessly hooked: it's the best damned show I've seen in a very long while-
     
    Samanthasez, May 1, 2005
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  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    not me... I'd rather masterbate into a dirty tube sock
     
    Dwaine Scum, May 1, 2005
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  3. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    SOMEBODY ANSWER ME, GODDAMNIT!!!!!



    Hehehehehe...
     
    Samanthasez, May 1, 2005
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  4. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    You'd do that anyway...
     
    Samanthasez, May 1, 2005
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  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    well duh, it is sunday
     
    Dwaine Scum, May 1, 2005
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  6. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Do you put two pieces of raw liver in the sock?
     
    Samanthasez, May 1, 2005
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  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    no, but sometimes I pack it full of potted meat, then stick it in the microwave for 20 seconds so it feels like a living person
     
    Dwaine Scum, May 1, 2005
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  8. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    oooh...sex-Ayyy!
    Rawr!
     
    Samanthasez, May 1, 2005
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  9. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    hey I am man enough to admit my short comings
     
    Dwaine Scum, May 1, 2005
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  10. Samanthasez

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    You mean, "short-cummings..."
     
    Samanthasez, May 1, 2005
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  11. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Hey quit stealing my jerk off spots...faggot!
     
    Schmed, May 1, 2005
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  12. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Can I admit my long cummings??ANd can admit the on your face?? I'll ask nice!
     
    Schmed, May 1, 2005
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  13. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Fuck TV!
     
    DrBungle, May 2, 2005
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  14. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Yeah but...

    Oh, nevermind.
     
    Samanthasez, May 2, 2005
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  15. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Damn straight.
     
    DrBungle, May 2, 2005
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  16. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Fucker.
     
    Samanthasez, May 2, 2005
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  17. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    How about a back rub?
     
    DrBungle, May 2, 2005
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  18. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    NO!!!!!

    MUST.
    NOT.
    SUBMIT...
     
    Samanthasez, May 2, 2005
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  19. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    *wiggles fingers, points to assortmant of massage oils*
     
    DrBungle, May 2, 2005
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  20. DrBungle

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    *goes to bed*
     
    DrBungle, May 2, 2005
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