I just got off the phone to friend who's in Blighty, and during our conversation he reminded me about the time I whored myself out for 10 quid. A friend and me had a 10 pound bet on who could get laid first (Not an American Pie story here, neither of us were virgins. I think) That night we out round town and he took someone home with him, I left empty handed and stopped off at the Chinky on the way home. A few days later I went round to see him and give him his ten quid, but it turned out that he never finished the deed as he was too drunk and fell asleep. I refused to pay up as it was only half finished. The next weekend we went out again and low and behold he ran into her again and seemed to be getting on OK, I started to panick. I quickly found myself a 10 to 2 bird (that had a strange resemblence to Jimmy Hill), dragged her arse back to mine and ragged the arse off her. Jimmy Hill I got my 10 quid by the way.
