whoohoohoo..... the new victim!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by pimpchichi, Feb 1, 2001.

  1. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    hahaha... i was starting to think somea the victims were getting a bit lame...
    UNTIL I READ THE NEW ONE!!!
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>VictimX14

    Evil_Sarah: And I don't think that there's any way you can help me either.
    VictimX14: What do you mean?
    Evil_Sarah: Do you have any idea how huge a grown man's penis looks to a 12 year old girl?
    Evil_Sarah: When I was 12, I probably weighed 60 pounds at the most.
    Evil_Sarah: Now that I'm an adult, I weigh 240.
    VictimX14: I don't understand
    VictimX14: Do you think your weight is a result of the incest?
    Evil_Sarah: No. I lift weights.
    Evil_Sarah: Look. If my dad's penis was let's say 6 inches long…
    Evil_Sarah: I'm 4 times the size I was back then.
    Evil_Sarah: In order for me to get that same kind of sensation
    Evil_Sarah: I'm going to have to find a guy with a 24 inch dick.
    Evil_Sarah: There just aren't any guys with 2 food dicks around here.
    VictimX14: That's not funny, Sarah.
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    that was some funny shit...
    keep up the good work fugly
     
  2. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Thank you. We aims to please

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  3. Skully

    Skully New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    hahaha... i was starting to think somea the victims were getting a bit lame...
    UNTIL I READ THE NEW ONE!!!
    that was some funny shit...
    keep up the good work fugly
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    That shit was unreal. It's the best when you fuck with the sweet and the innocent!



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  4. Anti-Thesis

    Anti-Thesis New Member

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    That was fucking harsh... I loved every bit of it... Fucking classic...
     
  5. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus New Member

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    That was the fucking funniest one yet. The parting rape joke was the best.

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  6. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    This was the funniest one since the gay dude.

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