kick me in the stomach? I'm 13 weeks pregnant. Anyone have a coathanger I can borrow? Wanna push me down a flight of steps?
well if your white, and you know the daddy is white, and your not on drugs. I will buy your baby and resale it. I will give you a 98 nissan pathfinder with 98000k miles, the Snoop Dogg girls gone wild DVD, and a DVD player. Let me know, or let me know your price. I will you extra if the dad looks anything like this
maybe Marty can start selling baby clothes and gifts now. a little green sleeper suit with footies would be dahling. what ya gonna name it? I think we should have a vote.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour: well if your white, and you know the daddy is white, and your not on drugs. I will buy your baby and resale it. I will give you a 98 nissan pathfinder with 98000k miles, the Snoop Dogg girls gone wild DVD, and a DVD player. Let me know, or let me know your price. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No deal. Not drug-free.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: maybe Marty can start selling baby clothes and gifts now. a little green sleeper suit with footies would be dahling. what ya gonna name it? I think we should have a vote. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm kinda fond of, "Bastard" myself...
Oh well looks like the worlds gonna have a little mini pukey running bout. I would say congratulations but i think hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha is much more appropriate.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: kick me in the stomach? I'm 13 weeks pregnant. Anyone have a coathanger I can borrow? Wanna push me down a flight of steps?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Uh, I'm not even going to ask about the morning sickness... There are several home remedies for your affliction that you should try though before you give up hope, however. Have you tried holding your breath? While standing on your head? Or drinking a glass of water through a paper towel? Better yet, get someone to scare you. That almost always works.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: i think you should give it to Kitana.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! She'll hear... and speak... and we don't want that, do we?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator: Uh, I'm not even going to ask about the morning sickness... There are several home remedies for your affliction that you should try though before you give up hope, however. Have you tried holding your breath? While standing on your head? Or drinking a glass of water through a paper towel? Better yet, get someone to scare you. That almost always works. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I think you are thinking of the hiccups...
I think she's serious here. A few months back, we were talking and I accidentially got some semen on the mouthpeice of my phone.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: I think she's serious here. A few months back, we were talking and I accidentially got some semen on the mouthpeice of my phone. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, that's why you need to always wipe your mouth after you pleasure any of us, and definitely before you try to use a phone. (Couldn't resist, Rev ol' buddy....you left yourself open for that. )
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: Well, that's why you need to always wipe your mouth after you pleasure any of us, and definitely before you try to use a phone. (Couldn't resist, Rev ol' buddy....you left yourself open for that. )<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Fine... Kick me when I'm down... I'll remember this at the next rally...
