Who the hell is Paris Hilton?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by 1337, Dec 10, 2003.

  1. 1337

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    a quick google search revealed this.


    I still dont know who she is but i do know she looks like Skeletor

     
  2. Cough Syrup

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    She's a model of some kind I think. She hates Castle Greyskull and all who dwell within it.

    Paris is also involved in a life long feud with He-Man and his steed, Battlecat. She got drunk once and He-Man had sex with her and taped it or something.
     
  3. Lomotil

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    Dude... Don't diss Skeletor like that, man... He was the bomb-diggety of bad guys in my youth. I don't need some 1337 youngster telling me what's what now...
     
  4. pimpchichi

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  5. coulrophobe

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    contrary to popular belief...cough syrup isn't 1337. he's just plain dork. ...and don't go talking down to him like that...he might get a skeletor tattoo just to prove that he likes him more than you. i can honestly say that he digs transformers more than anyone else here, including me. and i'm a lifelong fan.
     
  6. KaptainSkitzo

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    I can't trump that one.....

    Anyone?
     
  7. TimBoaT

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    Paris Hiltons dad started the line of hilton hotels...

    you know.. the super nice one where all yuppies go to like.. france and never leave the hotel... wait a minute... "Paris Hilton" ... is staying at "the Paris Hilton"

    boggles the mind, no?
     
  8. TimBoaT

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    oh yeah.. plus she's a huge whore... can't forget the huge whore bit.
     
  9. Ulfur Engil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Highclass Whitetrash:
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    What the fuck is wrong with Skeletor? He looks kind of gay in that pic.
     
  10. TimBoaT

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    "mmmm... heeman... you looks just to die for in that loincoth"
     
  11. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tim the God:
    Paris Hiltons dad started the line of hilton hotels...

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    No, it was her great grandfather, I believe.

    Anyway, it's hilarious that she's compared to Skeletor because I've always called her that. I'm really sad that not only is that cunt constantly on tv, but now she has a thread here. I mean, she's invading my life!

    Definition of Paris Hilton
     
  12. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coulrophobe:
    contrary to popular belief...cough syrup isn't 1337. he's just plain dork.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Contrary to your historian knowledge, "Highclass Whitetrash" used to use a handle that something to do with "1337" - just FYI... That's who the reference was to, you see... It used to be part of his screenname...

    Fuck it.
     
  13. Cough Syrup

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    Coulrophobe's just trying to get me to post a pic of my tattoo
     
  14. KaptainSkitzo

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    Then quit beating around the bush and post it.
    Hell, I like good inkwork!
     
  15. 1337

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    What the fuck is wrong with Skeletor? He looks kind of gay in that pic.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Its the limp wrist.
     
  16. Schmed

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    when i get home ill take pics of all the tformer toys i have and every issue of the og comic series (yea 1-80 along with all the side projects), all the seasons and the movie on dvd, no one , i repeat no one likes the transformers more than I

    ok somewhere some one does but i wanted to brag
     
  17. Cough Syrup

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    I'm asking for the Transformer comics for Jesusmas, they rereleased out all 80 of them in a 4 book serries. I loved those books.

    I also bought the first season episodes, and will eventually own all they put out.

    this is my tattoo:
    http://www.metafex.net/azure/uploads/primetattoo_copy1.jpg
     
  18. coulrophobe

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    i think i would marry this hilton chick. she's rich, and although grotesque, skinny. i think i can handle freakishly ugly before fat. and i know that our marriage would eventually end in tragedy, but that's fine. i could put money away for the day that it did happen. then my financial problems would be solved. and i'm sure the taste would leave my mouth eventually.
     
  19. TimBoaT

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    is this your woman? ... heh
     
  20. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Schmed:
    when i get home ill take pics of all the tformer toys i have and every issue of the og comic series (yea 1-80 along with all the side projects), all the seasons and the movie on dvd, no one , i repeat no one likes the transformers more than I

    ok somewhere some one does but i wanted to brag
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    HOLY SHIT! Me and Schmed have something in common!!!
    Tell me this though, do you have the "Autobot Base Playset"? I'll have to dig it out, put it together, take some pics, scan them, and post them for ya. Thing is fucking huge! And I got it at K-Mart for like $15.00...I've also got the ORIGINAL run of the Movie on VHS(got it when it was released back in '86/87(whichever year it came out on video))
    Oh, I have most of the comic books too, as well as a shitload of the toys/books/etc...
     

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