While searching for some help for my 'Little thingy'...

thats just wrong, :lol: and viagra doesnt play,I took a half once just to see wuzza....lets just say,if you dont need it,make sure you have plenty of KYjelly handyor you and your girl will regret the 'fuck blisters'....

 

In a Human Sexuality class we heard about a guy who took SIX. After 36 hours he limped into the ER and they took care of him. Do you know how they make the hard on go away?

They drain the blood out. . .

 

SIX????? GODAMN!!! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HIM!?!?!? he deserves to have it lopped off,thats abuse.........

 

Lets just hope he learned a lesson

 

now that he knows how to fix it he can do it him self next time

 

OMG!! has fugly really turned into a high school home room.Yeah real funny.Viagra..haheha..old people and sex...hahehehehaha...stiffy..giggle.

 

if thats true then youre late...DETENTION!!

 

This is getting really pathetic....

 

so that means you have something in common with this thread,you should be happy

 

:shock: Jesus Dweebo i know your parents being related has affected the way you look but did it affect you mentally as well?

 

Don't be to hard on David, he is just trying (albeit unsuccesfullly) to prove himself to be the original and witty idiot savant that he knows in his heart of hearts he can be, go David, reach your full potential!!!! God, David, maybe you arn't posting often enough, that could be the problem, I mean 1000 posts in 2 months or so just hasn't gotten you anymore welcome here than say jennismad, try harder David, be all that you can be!!!!

 

post whore

 

who wants to be welcome Im just here to piss you dickheads of that get all upset over what people say on the web.....

 

The point being David, is that no one is pissed off (if you were really being that much of a jerk you would just be banned), it's just we are getting sick of you sniveling around here, posting after everything anyone says whether or not you have a vested interest in it ,all for the sake of trying to impress some people on the internet. It's the same story with every idiot that joins the forums like you, when everyone finally gets sick of them their reply is always the same....

"I'm not here to be welcome, Im just here to piss you jerks off over what people say on the internet.!!"

Yea right, we have heard it all before. Perhaps the point that should be made is that someone that gets their jollys by spending exorbant amounts of time trying to piss people off on the interent should maybe leave the house for some other reason besides work or getting booze/drugs. Or in this particular feebs case getting busted for impersonating an officer and consequently bragging about it on an internet forum that he is only here to piss people off on ( yea that really went along way to piss the regualars on here off!!).

In short David I applaud you and your efforts here on the Fugly Forums, as I'm sure everyone else here does...

 

Hey Schmed, i got $10 that says you can't make me cum while sucking by solely sucking my left testicle. You game?

 

Leave poor davey alone! He just wants to be loved! He and that Jen creature seem to be getting into this whole cyber sex and cyber dating thing. Let the boy be happy! :cry:

 

And Reiz, $15 says you cant while sucking the right one.

 

so that why you wrote a whole fucking essay on the subject........

 

An essay?? I don't think that word means what you think it means. But no one was ever accusing you of being educated either....