Being single again, I wanted to sell myself. Maybe I can be lucky enough find some cripple retard on welfare to support me? So, boys. Come get your dinner. One sleazy 18 year-old whore going cheap. All it costs is a quarter. Yes, I am a slot-machine. Stick in your quartar and have a ride YEEEHAA!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Siber Bitch: Being single again, I wanted to sell myself. Maybe I can be lucky enough find some cripple retard on welfare to support me? So, boys. Come get your dinner. One sleazy 18 year-old whore going cheap. All it costs is a quarter. Yes, I am a slot-machine. Stick in your quartar and have a ride YEEEHAA!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *rolls up in wheelchair* *checks pocket for change* *pulls out $0.12*
Awww @ Freddie. And you would have been perfect if you had another 13 cents! Is that your soul on auction, Ulfur?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Siber Bitch: And you would have been perfect if you had another 13 cents!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If I had 13 cents for every time I've heard that...you'd probably be giving me head right about now.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Siber Bitch: It'd take alot of money for me to give you head, vegas!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote Oh really...? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sicko: you got ripped! she charged me 50 cents!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Apparently you both got ripped off.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sicko: you got ripped! she charged me 50 cents!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> lol, thats probably due to the 3rd party accidental choking insurance, something which didnt need introducing when you got blowed.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: Apparently you both got ripped off.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I got the best deal...I had a "Punch the Bitch in the Face" coupon, so mine was a freebie.