Where's the "For sale" section on this forum??

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by nerpsen, Jun 11, 2002.

  1. nerpsen

    nerpsen New Member

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    Being single again, I wanted to sell myself. Maybe I can be lucky enough find some cripple retard on welfare to support me? So, boys. Come get your dinner. One sleazy 18 year-old whore going cheap. All it costs is a quarter. Yes, I am a slot-machine. Stick in your quartar and have a ride YEEEHAA!!
     
  2. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Siber Bitch:
    Being single again, I wanted to sell myself. Maybe I can be lucky enough find some cripple retard on welfare to support me? So, boys. Come get your dinner. One sleazy 18 year-old whore going cheap. All it costs is a quarter. Yes, I am a slot-machine. Stick in your quartar and have a ride YEEEHAA!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *rolls up in wheelchair*
    *checks pocket for change*
    *pulls out $0.12*
     
  3. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    If you want to whore yourself out, do it HERE.
     
  4. nerpsen

    nerpsen New Member

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    Awww @ Freddie. And you would have been perfect if you had another 13 cents!

    Is that your soul on auction, Ulfur?
     
  5. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Siber Bitch:
    And you would have been perfect if you had another 13 cents!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    If I had 13 cents for every time I've heard that...you'd probably be giving me head right about now.
     
  6. FredVegas

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  7. nerpsen

    nerpsen New Member

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    It'd take alot of money for me to give you head, vegas!
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    yeah man, she charged me two bucks
     
  9. Wolfy

    Wolfy New Member

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    you got ripped! she charged me 50 cents!
     
  10. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Siber Bitch:
    It'd take alot of money for me to give you head, vegas!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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    Oh really...?
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sicko:
    you got ripped! she charged me 50 cents!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Apparently you both got ripped off.
     
  11. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sicko:
    you got ripped! she charged me 50 cents!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    lol, thats probably due to the 3rd party accidental choking insurance, something which didnt need introducing when you got blowed.
     
  12. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
    Apparently you both got ripped off.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I got the best deal...I had a "Punch the Bitch in the Face" coupon, so mine was a freebie.
     
  13. Matthew

    Matthew New Member

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    Man, that bitch would have to pay me to stick my weiner in her.
     

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