So I'm opening the store, and it seems someone donated a shitload (two garbage bags full) of empty VHS boxes (display boxes from a video store) - it seems that the vid store down the way had a full dumpster and got rid of it's trash at the back of our store... (Or honestly thought we might have use for 200 empty movie boxes.) Of course, the vultures were roving through the donations outside overnight, and the whole place had that sort of 'ransacked' look to it. I really enjoyed picking up all the empty boxes and putting them back in the bags (erm, rather - telling someone else to do it, but still, it's the principle of the thing)... So, what can I do but to return the favor? That's the back door to the video store. I thought they might've misplaced those, so I kindly returned the boxes to them. Without the bags. Someone else donated seven 12-packs of sodas well past their expiration date, so I thought I might offer the video store some, too. I'll be damned if every can in two of those cases of soda didn't explode behind their store today... I've been laughing at this shit all day long, so I went back to take a pic of it - nearly shit myself laughing when I took a close look at one of the video boxes in the pic... It's not even from the same fucking video store...
now what you should have done was go to the local adult video store, and purchase some of the raunchiest videos possible. Then return to said boxes and place the purchased items in the box, shrink wrap them in any disney cases that you might have recieved, then put them on shelf for sale.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Retard Wearing a Helmet: now what you should have done was go to the local adult video store, and purchase some of the raunchiest videos possible. Then return to said boxes and place the purchased items in the box, shrink wrap them in any disney cases that you might have recieved, then put them on shelf for sale.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And do all this at your own expense so you can giggle to yourself at home about how clever you are even though you will never know the results. Good idea Retard.
See, I told him he needs a helmet. Maybe he should just steal a road cone from somewhere and use it. Just think, dual purpose...it's shaped like a dunce cap, AND it's bright orange and says "Caution" on it(safety in BOTH directions!)
I dunno, I kinda like the idea. Its very Tyler Durden. Maybe we'll see the results in ten years on a talk show. Some kid balling his or her eyes out because he saw Jenna Jameson taking some dick in her ass. Its much effort for me to ever pull though.
captain skitzo, i think uts nuts are the worst to be riding on this forum, you might reconsider your idol.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: Yo Lomo, you are my fucking HERO!! *giggle giggle*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Your fucking HERO!!? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: He's a spiteful little fucker. I remember him calling me one night while keying a neighbor's car.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey now... I was on my 4th Steel Reserve 24 when you talked to me...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Retard Wearing a Helmet: captain skitzo, i think uts nuts are the worst to be riding on this forum, you might reconsider your idol.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ROFL.You really are a retard, why would you ever consider changing your name.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: Your fucking HERO!!? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> uhm, okay. i'm easy. DOH!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: uhm, okay. i'm easy. DOH!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, I already knew that... Or, at least, hoped...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup: Lomo, did those fuckers retaliate in anyway?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't know yet... Will post as soon as I find out anything.
