I know we all often moan about how boring and dull our home towns are, figuratively speaking of course, but I am pretty sure wherever we are there is at least one good point and one bad point about wherever it is... So my starter for 10, the lovely little hamlet of Marlborough, Wiltshire has... Good points: Shit loads of pubs, restaurants, top private school (hence 'thoroughbred' posh totty in abundance), good availability of illegal substances and nice houses. Bad points: Farming country, shit football team, no cinema, crap transport infrastructure and 'social elitism' in abundance. There, got that off my chest... p.s. No sniper threat (as yet) but Hungerford is only 8 miles away, remember that 'incident'?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob: i live near staines.... nuff said <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Please tell me that's not by choice.
ermmmmm *denote embarrasement* yeah kinda... i live in the flat above the computershop i work during the day ( i literally have to fall downstairs to get to work) next door to the right is the chinko's (get 10% discount), to the left is hairdressers (free haircuts - just bleached it again) then newsagents (have a tab) then pharmacy.... then indian (no discount ) then threshers ( job 2 - where i get 20% off on my beer its quite the psycho monopoly ) so its a case of location location location...
approaching 2 year membership & 1000 posts thats 1.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 (rounded up) posts a day ish.... *note to self...develop life*
oh yeah... *good* handy for the shops.. i'm pretty well connected *bad* violence, nearly everyones insane (i was talking to a guy from manchester at work the other week.. he thought i lived in blackburn and said.. "be thankful you don't live over there in accrington.. i've heard some bad fucking shit about that place"... hffffff .. well i live in accrington)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~: *looks at post count*... are you having a pop at me you jumped up numpty bleached-haired muppet <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 5360posts... having a pop... only wiv ur mrs
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote OK, the town where I was born... Good points: <UL TYPE=SQUARE>Tracey fuckingShaw Swarfega Mr Potato Head (look that one up) [/list] Bad Points: <UL TYPE=SQUARE>See above[/list] <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Walking up Sca Fell, swinging a chain, Along came a hosteller, I asked him his name... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I dont know much about where I live, as I have no interest in this place at all, but I'll give it a shot. Pros : beer, pub, I'm allowed to grow 3 cannabis plants before I get arrested, sun (summer just started ), erm.... beach, bikinis, girls in bikinis allowed to show ALL of arse if so wishing (not just ¾ of it). Cons : beer (tastes like shit), pub (full of australians), cannabis (becoming paranoid), sun (I somehow burned my armpits today ), it is full of australians here (think stranger & you will see my point!) I may think of others when I sober up a little, or I could fall asleep.
Look at that! I'm completely off my tits and I can still do ubb code, spell properly and do ¾ thingys perfectly! I should get wasted more often.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob: i live near staines.... nuff said <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Massive!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob: ....so its a case of location location location...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sounds like you have it sorted if nothing else....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> ...Tracey fuckingShaw <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mmmmm fuckin Tracey Shaw....
Id sooner fuck maria and candice,and i actually live outside of manchester i aint telling you where cos i dont want none of you cunts visiting me,but pimp and nursey its a lot closer to you than you dare even imagine,but dont worry i wont be coming round for tea and biscuits.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob: *denote embarrasement*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Dont worry, my old abode (though by birth, not by chioce) was Barrow-in-Furness And I didn't mention before, not that anyone gives a fuck, I now live in Perth, Western Australia.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote One of those places you stop at whilst on the way to somewhere else...normally Scotland! Mind you my birthplace was Birkenhead, so I'm in no position to be taking the piss...
