Where the Fuck is Summer Already

Oh well at least I'm not living in shithole Michigan or Wisconsin where you get to freeze your balls off inside for more than half your entire life.

 

I have a different question - Where the heck is WINTER?

It is 74 degrees here today, with 95% humidity. It feels like 90. I have the air running.

It has only reached freezing one night here. The mosquitos are taking over. We need a frost real bad.

 

Yeah, where the fuck IS winter? It's the middle of fucking January and it's over 100 degrees (38C) at my place.

Oh hang on, I'm in the southern hemisphere.

 

No complaints really, but we haven't seen any real winter here either. We barbecued Friday.

 

I like the snow. Too bad I live in the desert.

 

I'm seriously thinking of moving to Nevada.

 

If they open that racetrack near Vegas up I'm thinking about it.

 

Nevermind then...

 

I'm very down to earth and charming in person. The internet does not translate well.

 

You sound like Clerence on Leave it To Beaver. Don't think he ever got any action on the show either. They all liked Wally and even some of them Eddie. Yep you are definitely Clerence. You Lunk Head.

 

And you remind me of Norm on Cheers to a point, Yeah we all know your name. But we really don't give a shit what you have to say.

 

I don't know which race track yer talking about, but there's a huge one out there and its finished.

 

They had one there at one time but it went bust. We heard talk about 2 years ago of them trying again with a horse/dog track.

Have not heard anything else about it.

 

To deal cards? The novelty of going in to a super market and seeing a row of slot machines wares off fast.

There are a lot of shitty small towns in Nevada. Be careful you don't wind up in one.

If its the out doors calling to you, that's all Southern Utah really has going for it.

 

Ah, wouldn't know about that. I could probably get you into some dog fights though!

 

Ha ha if I want dog fights or cock fights I will walk to the backside.

 

coincedentally.....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060124/ap_on_sc/warmest_year

 

No need to move to warmer climes, then. They're coming to you.

 

Yeah its been like March here, Makes me balls hurt to think about Summer.

Did the polls switch and someone forget to tell us?

 

Oh welcome back Chester.