Where the fuck is Dwaine?????

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by phatboy, Mar 24, 2006.

  1. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Keep your mouth shut!!!
     
  2. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    Rock out, with your...
     
  3. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    thats a big one!
     
  4. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    I told you you'd have to look for a big cock in a hen house.
     
  5. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    You saying if a guy finds you attractive and wants to have sex with you that you don't like that but you do like it for example when some dude does you in a bathroom stall and hits your head against the toilet as a parting shot?
     
  6. diogenes

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    Alas, I do not look like Brad Pitt Tyler Durden. I have however been told several times that I look like Edward Norton. Specifically from American History X. I think it's just the goatee, and the fact that drunk women think I look like Ed Norton. I don't think I do. It's rough. I'm going to go cry now.
     
  7. phatboy

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    What the fuck does this mean? Dan are you hitting the phen phen again?
     
  8. diogenes

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    I'm back, I feel much better now that I've had a good cry. I don't know what the hell Dan is talking about either. I think he's been snorting Altoids or something.
     
  9. DangerousDan

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    What the fuck do you mean what does it mean? What does phen phen mean? I am simply asking for a qualification and specification of the suggested phenomenon to realize the extent of the circumscribed statements hereto set forth by the headache chick who seems to prefer advil when she bangs her noggin against the porcelain god.
     
  10. DangerousDan

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    alright. I am going to sleep now. I am starting to dream while typing.
     
  11. phatboy

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    Exactly.
     
  12. DangerousDan

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    You're not smart enough to say exactly. You aren't even smart enough to wipe yourself off without getting shit all over your hand and giving yourself shigellosis.
     
  13. DangerousDan

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    and don't give me any bullshit about washing your hands.
     
  14. ucicare

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    "Dreaming while you are awake" is known as "hallucinating" in my world.

    Lay off the rocks and alcohol Dan. You have a promising carreer ahead of you.


    Barry
     
  15. DangerousDan

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    In my world it's called staying up for more than 24 hours.
     
  16. phatboy

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    Promising career as an unintelligible wino ranting about what he learned in med school before he flunked out for stealing uppers to stay awake. Not to mention that if he writes anything like he posts here, he is probably all ready flunking out.
     
  17. ucicare

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    "staying up for more than 24 hours" = Manic phase of Bipolar Disorder, or Crystal Meth abuse.

    Think of all the women who need you for their annual pap smear. Get some rest for their sakes.

    Oh, and did you ever get your stethascope cam fixed? I never got those pics you said you were sending.

    Barry
     
  18. DangerousDan

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    Go sharpen your tit for tat skills somewhere else. It bores me. I ain't going to participate. Especially with someone who thinks the GJ was some kind of fugy intellectual.
     
  19. headee

    headee New Member

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    um... d) none of the above.
     
  20. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Do you have this permanently stored in your clipboard so you can just paste it into any thread at any time?
     

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