Where the fuck do they come up with this shit?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Jul 11, 2003.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>MR.CLAUDIO CAMARA
    RUE 25 KUMASSI
    BP 2120
    ABIDJAN-COTE D'IVOIRE.
    WEST AFRICA.
    TEL:225 07 42 3554

    My Dear,

    My name is CLAUDIO CAMARA, a Sierra Leonian. I am 22
    years old and a student.

    Please I would like you to assist me as urgent as you
    can, before they kill me.
    My father is a wealthy cocoa merchant.
    Trouble began early last year when my father's
    associates began suspecting that my father is not
    giving proper accounts of all the tonnes of cocoa
    being cultivated by local farmers in some villages.

    This mistrust deepens between Oct-Sept, 2001 when
    they
    discovered a very large some of money my father
    deposited with a Commercial Bank in ABIDJAN-COTE
    D'IVOIRE (FORMALLY IVORY COAST) in West Africa. As a
    result of this discovery and the envy on the money
    he was poisioned by his associates.

    At his hospital bed ,he revealed to me the reasons of
    his sickness and directed me where to get the
    documents of the said deposit which he made on my name
    as the next of kin, being the only child. He advised
    me that in case he die, that I should not stay in
    this country Sierre Leone because his associates will
    equally kill me hence my mother had died five years
    ago of breast cancer. He also instructed that if he
    dies, I should look for a foreign partner who will
    help me to transfer the money out of this place
    (Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire), to his account and the person
    will help me to invest the money in that country.
    Based on this, I had to contact you bearing in mind
    that you will be humane enough to protect my life.
    My father finally died on the 5th of June,2002 and
    since then, I was out of school and went into hiding
    because of my father's associates.

    All the relevant documents of the
    $8,000,000.(Eigth Million United States Dollars)
    that was deposited in a Commercial Bank by my late
    father, are with me now.
    I will give you 15% of the total money, if you can
    help me in transferring it into your Account, for
    onward investment in your country.

    Please contact me immediately with the above
    E-mail address and include your
    telephone and Fax numbers to enable me send you all
    necessary documents as regards the money before they
    kill me.
    It is a risk free transaction.

    I'm waiting for your urgent reply.
    Best regards.

    Your's sincerely,
    Claudio Camara.

    N/B:If your interested,pls.
    contact me through the following address for security reasons,
    cla_cam500@yahoo.fr
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  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    LOL! I must've missed that thread...
     
  3. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    I know how you feel, my friend.
    Remember this?
     
  4. 1337

    1337 New Member

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    random picturenuss
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Now that's fucking funny.
     

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