Where the fuck are the 'stache pictures?

Don't tell me you LADIES are shy! C'mon, you started it, now finish it.

I wanna see results, Goddamnit!!

 

Exactly, I told them I would judge their growths as I am very Familiar with Dickie Davies but obviously they have chickened out, such a shame, maybe you and I could try instead?!

 

Last time I checked, I didn't have any facial hair to grow, THANKS though, for the thought; besides, they've already seen our pictures - obviously they've wimped out, the pussies...

(but then again, checkmate did start it.)

 

I never ever agreed to grow one of those horrendous things...so there, but if you would like a mustache ride it can be arranged....

 

I started it but when it began to inhibit the facilitation and dispersal of jazz salt, I decided not to continue.

You know, crumbs in a beard sort of thing like...

 

U mean it required too much in the way of personal hygeine?

 

mmm...yes.