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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by unlimited-time, Jun 21, 2003.

  1. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    studly teddy bear?
     
  2. eMolee

    eMolee New Member

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    probably lost in one of your fat rolls, check around your stomach, some chicks have been known to lose pork bones in their rolls that actually work their way into their flesh and have to be surgically removed
     
  3. SanchezZ

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    ahh i love fat ppl they r funny as pie lol

    i am about to leave skool an ther r loads of little fat ppl in the 1st year, ahh me an my mates wait about in the **** wer ther r big cutains an wait to one walks by an then go round him in with the cutain so he is all rapped up an then we kick his fat ass . wile singing, fatty Boom boom
     
  4. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by eMolee:
    probably lost in one of your fat rolls, check around your stomach, some chicks have been known to lose pork bones in their rolls that actually work their way into their flesh and have to be surgically removed<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    This from experience eMolee? You loose your dick under your belly?If u get an erection u might beable to see the tip with a well aimed mirror.Now go clean out from under your third chin before the mould begins to grow.
     
  5. eMolee

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    I'm far from fat, and I don't have a dick
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SanchezZ:
    ahh i love fat ppl they r funny as pie lol

    i am about to leave skool an ther r loads of little fat ppl in the 1st year, ahh me an my mates wait about in the **** wer ther r big cutains an wait to one walks by an then go round him in with the cutain so he is all rapped up an then we kick his fat ass . wile singing, fatty Boom boom
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    Speak english you fucking moron!!!
     
  7. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by eMolee:
    I'm far from fat, and I don't have a dick<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    So you are not fat your fuckin enormous and you dont have a dick coz you aint seen it in years and forgotten you got one or are you a poor excuse for a female?
     
  8. eMolee

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    I'm a hottie I don't need to argue with a fat pig such as yourself to prove it, theres pix of me around here somewhere, go check them out bull dyke
     
  9. unlimited-time

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    Oh god yeah your that fuckin retard who done them terrible victims..fuck your certainly not a little hottie..sad when people suffer from delusions.
     
  10. eMolee

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    compared to you rosanne barr is a hottie
     
  11. unlimited-time

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    Don't drag your lesbian fantasies into this conversation.Fuckin freaky lookin bitch.You look like a fuckin turtle.
     
  12. unlimited-time

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    And we all know what they do to turtles don't we.
     
  13. eMolee

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    thats cute... I hope doing that gave some meaning to your day
    but a turtle??? How the fuck does someone resemble a turtle?? Shut up you fat cow.
     
  14. ratatouille

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    LOL!

    the mutherfucking turtle takes too long to load over here in the US.
    is it eating broccoli? we have lots of turtles here in Funky Town but they only come out at night to crawl on the beach.
     
  15. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by eMolee:
    thats cute... I hope doing that gave some meaning to your day
    but a turtle??? How the fuck does someone resemble a turtle?? Shut up you fat cow.
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    Easy turtle girl.Don't want you getting all hot under your shell.
    Mmmm turtlegirl soup.

     
  16. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Still got it.!...
     
  17. Icenhour

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    how much af your day did you spend making that???

    emolee is cute...UT I cant remember what she looks like...but I do remember she was on the hefty side...but I am too

    I dont get the whole turtle thing...maybe she looks like one to UT because of the skinny neck... but I guess guess all necks whitout rolling hills of double chins looks odd to her
     
  18. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    how much af your day did you spend making that???

    emolee is cute...UT I cant remember what she looks like...but I do remember she was on the hefty side...but I am too

    I dont get the whole turtle thing...maybe she looks like one to UT because of the skinny neck... but I guess guess all necks whitout rolling hills of double chins looks odd to her
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    There u go turtlegirl you and Pugdog can lick each others clits clean.She likes it rough.
     
  19. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    that I do...
     
  20. eMolee

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    UT you like it rough too, except rough for you consists of trying to pull your fat saggy stomach up with one hand and stick a tampon in with the other. How long has it been since you last saw your vagina

    How long has it been since ANYONE saw your nasty fish taco??

    Having a rough time getting laid you sloppy bull dyke?
     

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