Where is my Kitana?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cheezedawg, Apr 9, 2001.

  1. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I'm missing my love. Where oh where can she be? I await your return my love......

    Your loving husband to be,
    Cheeze
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    uhh, i am right here...
     
  3. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Get a room.
     
  4. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    i wont get a room, but i will get my gun. hee-hee
    fear me, cheesy
     
  5. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Now that's an idea! We can get a room my love and you can show me things that only the doctor who delivered you has seen. As long as you don't try to cut my balls off on the first night. I kinda need those still. But when I'm 70, you can cut them off because youn will be saggin by then and I probally won't be able to use them anyhow.

    Your lover,
    Cheeze
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    yeah cheesy i will show you what i have...starting with my collection of animal testicles, my surgical scalpels, my knives, and last, but not least, my gun.
     
  7. I HATE NAGGERS

    I HATE NAGGERS New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    I'm missing my love. Where oh where can she be? I await your return my love......

    Your loving husband to be,
    Cheeze
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hopefully, that retard ("I am a college student") bitch is rotting in the same hell that all the animals she has touched are in.
     
  8. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I HATE NIGGERS:
    hopefully, that retard ("I am a college student") bitch is rotting in the same hell that all the animals she has touched are in.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    what Texas???
     
  9. Silent But Deadly

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly:
    Get a room.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yea a room at the morgue cuntana
     
  10. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:
    Yea a room at the morgue cuntana<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    what the fuck is a cuntana?
    the part of texas that i live in is almost as hot as hell
    you wouldnt fuck me with a stolen dick? GOOD, i wouldnt let anybody (or anything) fuck me.
    you know what, farty, i got a shotgun shell with your name on it...so JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

     
  11. Silent But Deadly

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    what the fuck is a cuntana?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Shit Ill just fucking tell you when Im mocking you stoopit!

    and yea ok...you get mounted more than a pomel horse at the olymics...whore
     
  12. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    GOOD, i wouldnt let anybody (or anything) fuck me.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What about me sweetheart?
     
  13. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    I DONT FUCK AROUND! I AM NOT A WHORE!
    no cheesy i wont let you fuck me. there's no chance in hell/heaven/earth of that ever happening.
    BTW: cheesy, did you get the last email i sent you of pussy?
    email me if you didnt because it was sent back to me as undeliverable
     
  14. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    *Crying uncontrolably* BUT WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED! *Sniff* I promise I'll be gentle the first time. You can even handcuff me to the bed so I won't be able to get buck crazy. I'll do anything! 'Cept maybe cut my dick off.... or my nuts.... or sew my ass shut. But I'll make sure you really like it! I promise.

    Your Forever Love,
    Cheezedawg
     
  15. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    *thinking* hmmm...
     
  16. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    cheesy, do you have an alternate email address? nothing i email you will go through. i really want you to see pics of my pussy.
     
  17. Silent But Deadly

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    cheesy, do you have an alternate email address? nothing i email you will go through. i really want you to see pics of my pussy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    dude dont give her your e-mail...your gonna get a picture of a fish!!!
     
  18. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:
    dude dont give her your e-mail...your gonna get a picture of a fish!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    shush up, i WILL give him pics of my pussy


    stay out of our business
     
  19. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Kitana, send them to info@fugly.com. I'm probably going to regret this, but I really want to see this...
     
  20. Nauseous

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    It'll just be some poor cat that she tortured Why fucking bother?
     

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