hey nauseous.. can't you feel the emotion bristling in this love forum. .. yes love can even blossom in this hellhole of depravity... where sadists and psychopaths seek out and find each other like beacons in the night ... ain't it great.. AHHHHH
cheezy is not in my ass! he is nowhere to be found. i think he might be in jail...getting buttraped. hee-hee damn my vivid imagination! one big guy jumpin all over puny cheezy...
"One night in jail it was getting late, he was butt-raped by a large inmate. But the gaurds paid no attention to his cries." Sublime "Date Rape" 40 oz. to freedom
Cheezey is back. I've been sulking in the depression of returning to MD and dealing with it the best way I can. I have unleashed a strain of insects upon Ocean City and am now preparing to watch them flourish under my tender guidance! How romantic! My darling Kitana DOES miss me. *tear* But have no fear love. I am back now to spread my joy and love among the forums once more. You're loving husband to be, Cheeze
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Cheezey is back. I've been sulking in the depression of returning to MD and dealing with it the best way I can. I have unleashed a strain of insects upon Ocean City and am now preparing to watch them flourish under my tender guidance<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ok, what kind of insects are we talking about? i hope not pubic lice, cause that would suck. especially if they are gonna"flourish under your tender guidance" or did you mean tender genitals? ha ha!
All will be revealed shortly. Let me inform you though that it isn't pubic lice. I wouldn't want to give my sweety and itchy things when I finally get to hook you up again.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: when I finally get to hook you up again. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what is that supposed to mean?
cheezedawg express ain't nuthin but one dem horsey rides out front Zellers costin 25 cent suck ballz cheezenutz!
nobody gives a fuck about your pathetic love story cheezenutz and nitana. why don't you drain the herpes outta my balls while rubbing powder on my hemmroids. FUCK OFF "kitana, will you marry me, please??" YOU SUCK BALLZ
You tell him sweetheart. He doesn't have nobody cause he's always jackin off. Listen Dung Matthews. Didn't your mama tell you that it could make you blind? It's true! So what you need to do is this dude. Find a girl who masterbates just as much as you do. Then, she'll be blind enough to hook up with you! And all of your love and sex problems will be over. See? I can a nice guy.
Yeuh!Cheezedawg had what you might call an 'unconventional' upbringing due to his sixties liberated mom and dad.Mama-Cheeze insisted there should be no need for little Cheeze to feel left out when there was a lovin' to be had...Cheezey would never have to risk damaging his precious eyesight again. a young adolescent cheezedawg cuts a dash with mom and pa 1972 Pa,however,had a bit of an adventurus streak and would persuade young Cheezy to be the subject of somewhat less tender* moments whilst mom obliviously went about doing her shopping. *Cheezey bravely allows Pa to investigate differant rectal responses to various household objects And this is the tip of the iceberg!All in all,Cheezedawg has had a very rich and varied past which he continues,modestly,to assure us would be too boring to tell us about.Cheezedawg-i think it's time you gave yourself a little extra credit and stun us all with the many awe-inspiring tales you have to tell. [ June 05, 2001: Message edited by: Icare ]