Where have all of the origional core people gone?

I dated a girl like that, too. She left me after I refused to explain to her why she was always holding an empty martini shaker every time she came out of her seizures.
(Never get them made that good anymore.)

 

I'm a prole on that point - I take mine stirred. Women bruise; gin doesn't.

 

Although, maybe you could find a chick with an electroshock fetish...as long as she is strapped (and do NOT use a steel shaker), those drinks could turn out good.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MC Emetic G-Dawg Mutha:
{lights a cigarette} Great headfuck - you were good, L.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MC Emetic G-Dawg Mutha:
I KNOW - something from... history. Everybody loves history, right? How 'bout... the history of the blowjob? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

History of the blowjob... Just listen to Andrew Dice Clay's lovely performance of "The first blowjob"

 

do men like it better when you suck or blow, when being given a blow job?

 

I think what made Peter Boyle a sex symbol was his first stroke. You know, when that part of their brain jams up, and their face gets all crooked, and they start chattering on..women love that.