Where are they now?

I miss my old friends. I wonder where they all went?

Nursey, Unlimited Time, Ratatouille, Dubya, Samantha, Whipone, Dr Roboto, Nauseus.......

......and maybe even PimpChichi...... and .....and.....(I can't believe that I am saying this) .....Medicvet.

 

Am here now for you, Bazza...

 

My world is better now. Thanks for being there Dubya.


Barry

 

My mum says I'm a little ray of sunshine.

Personally i think she's talking out her blowhole. I'm horrible in real life.

 

The fact that you didn't miss me is duly noted, Barry.

 

I missed you, you little Aussie stud muffin.

 

Alright I guess this is kind of like animal house style but I am thinking that Whipone got divorced and moved to a gay nudist colony where he now is a massage therapist making some money on the side and Unlimited time is nursing a 1/2 monkey mongoloid child who will grow up to the age of 16 and then go on a shooting spree at his high school after finally getting to the 9th grade after failing the 8th twice. I think Samantha bit the dust in a Darwinian like car accident and is currently fertilizing something and Dr. Roboto is now working at taco bell while attending community college and hasn't had enough money to pay his internet bill. I am thinking Medicvet is serving some time for bouncing checks.

 

and Nursey is currently in a state of denial as to the impact this post: http://www.fuglyforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=7345 has had on her life and is standing somewhere looking across some water that extends for miles and miles

 

alright this post:

 

Dan, I have to ask, but is your name Dr Jayant Patel by any chance?

 

Man I can never get my name on those lists. I have been working way too much OT. Got off at Midnight and I have to be back at 7 am and I have to work saturday too.

 

It's not that we don't love you.... we're just not IN love with you.

 

Delmer, I think this is the only thing that you have written that made me laugh. Pretty funny.

Barry

 

.......... and Chester Grape.

The list was not exhaustive. I have abandonment issues. Don't be cruel.


Barry

 

I'm here. I'm all in love now and spend almost all of my time with my new boyfriend.

My dog is in heat and my neutered dog fucked her tonight and they got stuck together.

Other than that, not much has changed.

 

Congrats on the boyfriend, Nausey. And if it doesn't work out, remember ...

There's always you and me. And babelfish.

 

This is true.

I could always use an internet boyfriend... :wink:

Or should I say, "I could always use an InterNet friend."

That one translated badly.

 

Better watch yourself, grapeboy. She brought a knife with her the first time I met up with her.

 

And you only go stabbed twice, which I hear is the lowest number of stabbings on one date for you.

Post kudos!

 

Was it a ... cheese knife?

A-HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!