When you smell a fart, you are inhaling someones shit particles

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, May 4, 2007.

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DO you give yourself dutch ovens while you sleep?

  1. No way, never fart in bed, disgusting

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  2. Only on accident

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  3. Of course, to love your gas is the only way to truly love thyself

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  4. I pay invalids to shit the bed so I can smell it

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  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    So? what's it gonna be?
     
  2. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Would an accidental one be where you fart, and then like half an hour later you kick out from under the covers and it attacks like an IED? Then In that case, yes on the accidental, though I do like getting the wife with those too.

    I go to bed, she goes to the bathroom to do her nightly face scrub, I fart under the covers, she comes in, all naked and stuff, flips the covers back to hop in bed and

    BAM

    I laugh everytime..........

    .......especially when she goes, "You coulda fuckin warned me asshole"
     
  3. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Wow. Same at my house, except the naked part. More like flannel.
     

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