When you are wanting something being done properly

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Sanjay Kapoor, Jan 15, 2003.

  1. Sanjay Kapoor

    Sanjay Kapoor New Member

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    This man is my hero, you should be follow his example Ross Perot.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>BBC News article being this is.
    A man is believed to have beheaded himself using a home-made guillotine attached to an electrical timing device.
    Detectives believe Mr Taylor may have built a timer to activate the device which killed him in the early hours of Monday morning.
    It is believed he had built a mechanism to set it off at 0330 GMT.
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  2. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    So he was asleep when he got his head cut off?

    What a genius!!!!

    I think falling off a really tall building is the only other way I would kill myself, if I ever did.
     
  3. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sanjay Kapoor:
    This man is my hero, you should be follow his example Ross Perot.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I have already tried that, it was after the moment you came to fugly and I knew your existensce would pain me in everyway.
     
  4. Smokey McPot

    Smokey McPot Member

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    That's pretty smart....

    He must be a real pussy though if he can't take hanging himself or slitting his rists or something.

    If I was to kill myself I'd want MAJOR pain before I died.

    Like maybe I'd stab myself in the liver and then hang myself with a meat hook in my nose from the door frame.
     
  5. imported_dirty_sanchez

    imported_dirty_sanchez New Member

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    I'm with Don't Give a Fuck. When I go out, I plan to go out in style. I'd slit my sack open, then cut off the boys, so I'd be in extreme agony while I slowly blead to death. And my final meal would probably be a bucket of Church's, drenched in gravy.
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dirty_sanchez:
    I'm with Don't Give a Fuck. When I go out, I plan to go out in style. I'd slit my sack open, then cut off the boys, so I'd be in extreme agony while I slowly blead to death. And my final meal would probably be a bucket of Church's, drenched in gravy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LMFAO
    i thought about making it a national thing, hang myself from the roof of a federal building for all to see n make it hard for the medics and cops to get me down
     
  7. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KESUS:
    LMFAO
    i thought about making it a national thing, hang myself from the roof of a federal building for all to see n make it hard for the medics and cops to get me down
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    Promises, promises, get the fuck on with it, you cunt...
     
  8. Doghead

    Doghead New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
    I think falling off a really tall building is the only other way I would kill myself, if I ever did.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The thought is father to the deed.
    When it happens I intend to take the credit I deserve.
     
  9. NiCo

    NiCo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by A Dumb Fuckin Whore:
    LMFAO
    i thought about making it a national thing, hang myself from the roof of a federal building for all to see n make it hard for the medics and cops to get me down
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    On this day, I swear, I shall rejoice like none other, and throw a party the likes of which even the playboy mansion would be jealous of.

    Hurry up.
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NiCo:
    On this day, I swear, I shall rejoice like none other, and throw a party the likes of which even the playboy mansion would be jealous of.

    Hurry up.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    and I shall pay the bartab for all...
     

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