This man is my hero, you should be follow his example Ross Perot. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>BBC News article being this is. A man is believed to have beheaded himself using a home-made guillotine attached to an electrical timing device. Detectives believe Mr Taylor may have built a timer to activate the device which killed him in the early hours of Monday morning. It is believed he had built a mechanism to set it off at 0330 GMT.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
So he was asleep when he got his head cut off? What a genius!!!! I think falling off a really tall building is the only other way I would kill myself, if I ever did.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sanjay Kapoor: This man is my hero, you should be follow his example Ross Perot.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have already tried that, it was after the moment you came to fugly and I knew your existensce would pain me in everyway.
That's pretty smart.... He must be a real pussy though if he can't take hanging himself or slitting his rists or something. If I was to kill myself I'd want MAJOR pain before I died. Like maybe I'd stab myself in the liver and then hang myself with a meat hook in my nose from the door frame.
I'm with Don't Give a Fuck. When I go out, I plan to go out in style. I'd slit my sack open, then cut off the boys, so I'd be in extreme agony while I slowly blead to death. And my final meal would probably be a bucket of Church's, drenched in gravy.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dirty_sanchez: I'm with Don't Give a Fuck. When I go out, I plan to go out in style. I'd slit my sack open, then cut off the boys, so I'd be in extreme agony while I slowly blead to death. And my final meal would probably be a bucket of Church's, drenched in gravy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LMFAO i thought about making it a national thing, hang myself from the roof of a federal building for all to see n make it hard for the medics and cops to get me down
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KESUS: LMFAO i thought about making it a national thing, hang myself from the roof of a federal building for all to see n make it hard for the medics and cops to get me down<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Promises, promises, get the fuck on with it, you cunt...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes: I think falling off a really tall building is the only other way I would kill myself, if I ever did.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The thought is father to the deed. When it happens I intend to take the credit I deserve.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by A Dumb Fuckin Whore: LMFAO i thought about making it a national thing, hang myself from the roof of a federal building for all to see n make it hard for the medics and cops to get me down<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> On this day, I swear, I shall rejoice like none other, and throw a party the likes of which even the playboy mansion would be jealous of. Hurry up.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NiCo: On this day, I swear, I shall rejoice like none other, and throw a party the likes of which even the playboy mansion would be jealous of. Hurry up.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and I shall pay the bartab for all...