Such actions always result in the orange clad actor "falling down the stairs" on his way back to a private cell. Been there, saw it, know it for a fact.
You are correct sir. And they use no novacaine for the stitches. I have seen a man's testicles turn purple as an eggplant, and swollen to the size of a big grapefruit. Amazing that a fall down the stairs can do that. Leg shackles are hard to walk in, especially when a guard steps on them.
Im not going to lie, I have had a desire to stab a judge before. I won't go into detail, but lets just say it took everything i had to keep from doing so. Oh and also, the Metal Detectors at one of the court houses in NC DO NOT WORK
I think the judge would just send his dwarves over to take care of that for you reiz. I havent checked the whacko report, maybe "THEY" finally got him.....