When you are unsure as to if the system "works"...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Feb 2, 2008.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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  2. ucicare

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    Such actions always result in the orange clad actor "falling down the stairs" on his way back to a private cell.

    Been there, saw it, know it for a fact.
     
  3. Joeslogic

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    And that camera in the elevator ...it don't work.
     
  4. ucicare

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    You are correct sir.

    And they use no novacaine for the stitches.

    I have seen a man's testicles turn purple as an eggplant, and swollen to the size of a big grapefruit. Amazing that a fall down the stairs can do that.

    Leg shackles are hard to walk in, especially when a guard steps on them.
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

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    Im not going to lie, I have had a desire to stab a judge before. I won't go into detail, but lets just say it took everything i had to keep from doing so. Oh and also, the Metal Detectors at one of the court houses in NC DO NOT WORK
     
  6. Joeslogic

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    Im not going to lie either. There are a few out there I'm sure that should be stabbed. :)
     
  7. ucicare

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    Speaking of Judge Judy, has anyone heard form Judge Floro lately?
     
  8. Reizvolles

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    Judge who? Sounds like something I'd clean my toilet with ...
     
  9. phatboy

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    :) I think the judge would just send his dwarves over to take care of that for you reiz. I havent checked the whacko report, maybe "THEY" finally got him.....
     

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