well.. i was just doing something and i felt something on my head.. and it was a beatle... boy i fucking jumped a mile...flicked it off and accidentally stepped on it...Ron then licked it up... before i kicked him in the face, that is
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank: it was a beatle<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> george, paul, ringo, or the rotting corpse of john????
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp~fucha-Tookee: george, paul, ringo, or the rotting corpse of john????<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well... it must have been Ringo coz it was singing 'Yellow Submarine'...thats why I 'accidentally' stomped on it
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally pondered by Emetic: What's Worse than Finding a Moth in a Mouthful of Coffee..?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Finding half of a moth?
Maybe it's a personal thing, but I believe I'd rather swallow half a moth once than chew on a whole one twice.
I once had a beatle in my swimming costume once! Bloody thing pinced/bit me! I was only 12 at the time.... scared me shitless!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Maybe it's a personal thing, but I believe I'd rather swallow half a moth once than chew on a whole one twice.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I don't think I've ever had coffee old enough that it actually requires *chewing* Maybe that's what they mean when they ask you how many lumps you want in your coffee?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sky: I once had a beatle in my swimming costume once! Bloody thing pinced/bit me! I was only 12 at the time.... scared me shitless!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> that must have been when paul was in wings... it can't have been john.. he was dead by then
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote I knew someone would take issue with that point. So, the best way to explain is in the same spirit as the author of that Ryan's Shithouse golden oldie: First contact: I'm reaching the bottom of the cup. I ingest. As I'm intently focused on the CRT while reading some piece of Fugly trash, I become peripherally aware of a non-liquid texture in the mouthful. Before my United Consciousness fully shifts from the screen to the subject of the foreigner in my mouth, my tongue has already drawn it against one cheek, expecting the gritty texture of coffee grounds (not unusual). Instead my cheek is met with a larger, softer, more yieldingobject. This datapoint is transmitted from the Sensory Office to the Cognitive Dept, which returns a worried communique: "Strange... not within known parameters. Investigate further to obtain positive ID". Sensory contacts the Northern and Southern United Mandibular Task Force, who tentatively launch a probe. But before Mandibular can get their full assets to bear, a terse and frantic all-points bulletin arrives from Cognitive: "Cancel last order - we've talked it over here & decided IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE FUCK IT IS - DEPORT, DEPORT, DEPORT IMMEDIATELY!!!" {total elapsed time: .75 sec} Second contact: Similar to first contact, except Cognitive squelches secondary queries to Sensory and simply repeats deportation order, this time cc'ing the United Ego with the appended rhetorical question, What the fuck have you got us all doing down here? Are you a dumb cunt or what?!? {elapsed time: a more encouraging .25sec}
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil: I don't think I've ever had coffee old enough that it actually requires *chewing*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> maybe emetic is one of these people, who, when they find something solid in their drinks that shouldn't be there, has a quick munch on it... because after all it's free..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp~fucha-Tookee: maybe emetic is one of these people, who, when they find something solid in their drinks that shouldn't be there, has a quick munch on it... because after all it's free..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Y'kno, he should've swallowed it during first contact... Would've saved him the extra trouble and embarassment...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: I suppose that goes to the ignorance is bliss philosophy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Absolutely.
