What's the difference. . .

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by DrBungle, May 6, 2005.

  1. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Q: What's the difference between Mia and a bucket of come a bunch diseased sailors have taken turns orgasming in?






    A: The bucket!
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    not necessarily DrB

    some say that was her nickname back at Auld Boab McGinger Baws Schemie School....

    or was it the bike?
     
  3. DrBungle

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    I know the answer was a bit obvious, but I just couldn't bare the image of Mia sitting in fron of her computer going, "I want to know the difference!"
     
  4. mia

    mia New Member

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    You have made me cry you pig :cry:
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Please post pics (for us to laugh at)
     
  6. mia

    mia New Member

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    When I said "You pig" it was metaphorical, wasnt calling on the actual species, sorry Dwaine.
     
  7. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    i can feel the love.....
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

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    Old evil eye, I see your insults are still as week as your religious convictions... Stiill, post pics... I need a good laugh...
     
  9. Your Friend Whipone

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  10. mia

    mia New Member

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    Evil eye is on you pig head. You will be taken in very unusual circumstances, only your entrails will be discovered. And what do you know about my religious convictions???? I knew you and Barry were one and the same, :twisted:
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

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  12. whipone

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    *slaps Dwaine*

    Wake the fuck up, bitch!
     
  13. mia

    mia New Member

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    Wots the difference between Dr Bungle and Mias honey pot?


    Mia likes to touch her honey pot xx
     
  14. DrBungle

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    Even if you had posted that four days ago it would have been half limp.
     
  15. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Does that even make sense?? Was the horsefaced twat implying she wouldn't touch you?? Count yourself lucky then DrB!
     
  16. pimpchichi

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  17. mia

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    I definatley know you Pimp, if that photo is yours
     
  18. DrBungle

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    How could you have missed Pimp's many stories of his whale slaying expeditions?
     
  19. pimpchichi

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    that's not a whale bungle.. it's mia's vagina.. it dropped off one time when she was on the beach... the tide came in, took it away and it ended up being found floating in reykjavik harbour... that'll be where mia knows me from.. i was the one who gave her the claim form to sign.. though i'm surprised she recognised my face since i was wearing a gasmask and fullbody hazmat suit at the time :?
     
  20. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Now that, my friends, is how to do it.

    I doffs me cap.
     

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