Okay, these are really bad "what's the difference" jokes... all I can think of atm... Q: What's the difference between a cake and a jew? A: Cakes don't scream when you put 'em in the oven. Q: What's the difference between a n*gger and the tires on your car? A: Tires don't sing when you put the chains on. Q: What's the difference between a n*gger and a pile of shit? A: The shit will eventually turn white and stop stinking. Q: What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a whore with diarhea? A: One you SHUCK between FITS... Q: What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? A: The taste. Q: What's the difference between a pig lying dead in the road and a <racial epitaph> lying dead in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the pig. ...okay, that's all I can think of for now.
Back when I worked in a pharmacy, someone actually came up to me and asked me the "what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?" question - I gave her the same answer.
LOL - I don't know if I could've kept a straight face if someone asked me that. AND NOW, SOME MORE RACIST JOKES Q: Hey, what do you call lipstick for n*ggers? A: Mop n' Glow Q: You heard of that new restaurant run by a Mexican and a black guy? A: It's called Nacho Mama. Q: You know why Mexicans and blacks don't have kids, right? A: They'd be called Wetblacks. Q: What about Chinese and black? A: Chiggers. Okay, I'll stop now...
Yeah...and with shit names like 'Lungruff'...what the fuck is that all about? Ahh,Topper...it's you.You're a bit of an irritating little shit,maybe.But you post so little so rarely it's hard to tell.How are you doing?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Yeah...and with shit names like 'Lungruff'...what the fuck is that all about? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> flaky white stuff that falls from your lungs
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpSpanky: flaky white stuff that falls from your lungs<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Your supposed to swallow not inhale. At least caugh it up before it dries. That shyt can't be good for you.
