whats the best way to kill a retard

I figure they can't run to fast so there's got to be all kinds of cool ways

 

I like the idea of pushing there wheelchair down a flight of stairs

 

give them a razor and teach the fuckers how to shave.....It would be best if they were epileptic retards for this method to work

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I shit snacks

 

I like to chase them with my riding lawn mower. It's really funny when you find one that doesn't know how to turn.

 

i like locking them in straw huts with a packet of disposable lighters

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Good lookin' Corpse

 

also there is the added joy of sticking them to the back of female blue whales during the mating season

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Good lookin' Corpse

 

I just throw them in a car and pump the exhaust in... Worked for my neighbour last week...
Maybe thats why he was evicted....
I don't think I'm getting my win 2001 cd back...
How am I gonna explain that one to microsoft..

 

Hey pimp.. you seem to have your head together when it comes to software... they're gonna be looking for beta testers soon for Windows Blackcomb... aka win 2002..

 

hey I a warez whore... and all I have to doo is take the test to get my MSCE I want to work on windows 2002

 

Well I'll let Ya'll know where to sign up when I get the notice from them....

 

I can check...