What Would You Do if...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by MistahJiggaboo, Jul 28, 2002.

  1. MistahJiggaboo

    MistahJiggaboo New Member

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    What would you do if, a bunch of eight foot sparrows came to your front door and asked for your furniture? And they say

    "We need it cos the fucking lumberjacks are chopping down all our trees, and we need places to live, and if you don't give us them, we'll call the RSPCA on your asses"

    I want some new furniture see...and I happen to have a great big sparrow costume...
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    You're Jewish,right?
     
  3. aperape

    aperape New Member

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    That is INCREDIBLY topical. hahahahahaha
     
  4. aperape

    aperape New Member

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    aah jews, gawdlovem.


    *grem*
     
  5. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    lomotil is george lucas
     
  6. kitana

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    RSPCA? i thought it was the SPCA?

    this is for the those ppl:

     
  7. tommy710

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> What would you do if, a bunch of eight foot sparrows came to your front door and asked for your furniture? And they say
    "We need it cos the fucking lumberjacks are chopping down all our trees, and we need places to live, and if you don't give us them, we'll call the RSPCA on your asses"

    I want some new furniture see...and I happen to have a great big sparrow costu
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Jesus how does someone think shit like that up???and i thought i was fucking weird.
     
  8. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angel Kit:
    RSPCA? i thought it was the SPCA?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    RSPCA=UK
    SPCA=USA

    R=royal
     
  9. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    RSPCA=UK
    SPCA=USA

    R=royal
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Apparently she doesn't masturbate to Animal Planet after all.

    And it's the ASPCA, you fuckheads.
     
  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    lomotil is george lucas<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    For the record, in my inebriated state... All i can say is that any liberal/liberal-wannabee can set their price and hope to get itt during the mufuggin' swap meeet.........

    fuck it...... this niggaaa is tooooooooooo fucking drunkkk tooooo discuss specifics......... yeaaaah, fuck you all...
     
  11. Lomotil

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    Oh, and in case yooou didn't GET the first HINT -- fuckk you and may you burn in hell, goddaammit.........************ FUUUUUUUUUUCK***********
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    Oh, and in case yooou didn't GET the first HINT -- fuckk you and may you burn in hell, goddaammit.........************ FUUUUUUUUUUCK***********<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    so what exactly are you trying to say?
     
  13. Orange Guppy

    Orange Guppy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MistahJiggaBoo:
    What would you do if, a bunch of eight foot sparrows came to your front door and asked for your furniture? And they say

    "We need it cos the fucking lumberjacks are chopping down all our trees, and we need places to live, and if you don't give us them, we'll call the RSPCA on your asses"

    I want some new furniture see...and I happen to have a great big sparrow costume...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I would think that you must have been having a bad trip.
     
  14. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orange Guppy:
    I would think that you must have been having a bad trip.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Naw,he's just a retard.
     
  15. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    so you're saying you are jewish then lomo?
     
  16. Lomotil

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    From the waist down, yeah...

    Damn, I don't even fucking remember typing that shit this morning...
     
  17. Yummy

    Yummy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    From the waist down, yeah...

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Damn another ruined dick!
     
  18. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Not like you'd ever see it...
     
  19. Yummy

    Yummy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    Not like you'd ever see it...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    awww, maybe I could see it if I used a magnifying glass...poor Lomo
     
  20. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goddess Yummy:
    awww, maybe I could see it if I used a magnifying glass...poor Lomo<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's hidden inside one of the folds... Keep searching...
     

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