What would you all like for christmas?

What would you all like for christmas? When will i be able to sport a fugly.com t-shirt?

 

I want Carmen Electra in bondage.Nuff said.

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I tell you what you need is a phatty bo batty blunt.And I'll garauntee you'll see the ocean,a sailboat,and maybe some of those big titty mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.

 

I wanna fuck a baby in the ass. I'll stick it in soft and let it get hard inside, just to hear the bones crack...

 

All I want for christmas is YOUR two front teeth...

 

I want Harlan, that sexy bitch

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I like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, kids(mainly Lil boys), arts and crafts, jump roping, masturbation, and the occasional porno(since I don't get none unless I force it)

 

i like the idea of the t-shirts.....but id also like a pile of young women so i can sew me another dress.......

 

...gee, and all I wanted was a new camera bag...

 

a new roll of duct tape, and my probation officer to die of a heart attack

 

are u aware of any allergies yor prob officer has?

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

 

I want a mormon, a jew and an amish all tied up so as I can torture 'em Ahahahahahahaha. I guess a Vietnamese girl wouldn't be bad either!

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Go to Hell!!!

 

All I want is a box of smurfs and a hammer

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Braise the Lord!

 

lol @ Asmodeus


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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

 

Is Lewinsky too much to ask for?

She must have the biggest mouth in history, she must be able to suck start a 747, she must be in my rubber donkey porn while I whip her with a barbed wire flail...


Is that too much to ask for? Is it?

If it is, I'll take a narcoleptic jew, a spike bed and an anvil.

6-7

 

What do I want for xmas...50 lbs of weed, a lighter, and keys to Bill Gates' house...big party...you're all invited

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Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.

 

We can all wear out fugly dot com T-shirts

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Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.

 

What do I want for xmas? Hmmm , I want to be devoured alive by a giant pussy! That would be cool.

 

YaHEY!

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Go to Hell!!!

 

ive got that pussy for you desecrator

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it dont matter if i give a shit its shit that you gave me

 

its called the meat tip

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its called the meat tip

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it dont matter if i give a shit its shit that you gave me