What to do when you have an empty school at your disposal

YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS!!
.. okay . .you probably will.. . just don't do it again young man. . or at least clean it out before you wash the dishes. . don't want corn all over the china. .

 

You mean Im supposed to register now too?

 

Nah, that's in the Netherlands. I think they give you a block of cheese or something if you're a sex offender over there.

 

LSD or XTC more likely. . .those are our major exports these days. . but you're more likely to get a slap on the hands and some councelling(or however the fuck you spell that. )

 

Moral of the story: "Don't trust a dutch person with a block of cheese"

 

Floor wax the door knobs and handles now damn you!

 

great. . that's all of em . . thanks dwaine. .

 

I am already damned thank you very much ..whats funny about waxing door handles ?

 

Someone comes along and can not grip it so they can not open the door. Always funny.

 

mebbe next time. . works over. . now to get drunk ... see youz guys.. . love ya grimmy. . did you get my valentine's present?

 

Yes I will get it lubed up and ready for your ass when you get home. See you lover.

 

I can't believe that I just read all four pages of this thread.

Please God, give me back a real life.


Barry

 

I'd go shoot hoops, I didn't read all of this so if it was already mentioned..sorry.

 

How do you lube up a box of chocolates. . that'll ruin the flavour..