What to do when you have an empty school at your disposal

suggestions please. .im fuckin bored. .

 

Humm what kind of school is it? Where is everyone and what tools do you have?

 

Grown up school .. .dunno the names in english. . .but you're supposed to be 16-18 when taking our classes. . there's one or two evening classes but for the rest the place is deserted. . we don't have crafts so no chainsaws n stuff. . but i do have acces to the science dep.

 

hahahahaaaahah.. .the cleaning lady just came by. . i had cannibal corpse playing on full volume .. you shoulda seen her face :twisted:

 

The Sci Dept huh. You have access to the Nitrogen? You could freeze shit.

 

This isn't that big a school . .. I don't think they have any. .mebbe some phosphor or something ? . . mind you .. i don't want to burn the place to the ground. . i actually quite like it here. . i think i'll try to find some superglue. .. glue some chairs to the ceiling..

 

Super Glue Locker locks

 

Thats a good one .. .something less permanent would have preference though . .

 

look up how to make thermite, and steal all the stuff you'll need from the science department. Magnesium, mmmmm.

 

dammit. . .we only have paper glue. ..

 

Thermite

iron-oxide
alluminum filinos
The mix is 8 grams to3 grams

Use a road flare to ignite.

 

Where in the 9 hells am i going to find some road flares?

 

Well do they have gas lines in the sci room? you can use some tubing and make a make shift blow torch. Or they should have a torch.

 

Tin Foil and Drano go togther nice

 

Just went and had a look . . the cabinets all have locks n i don't have the keys. . . :?

Mebbe I'll just fill the dishwasher with just a little bit to much soap..

 

The locks are easy, Salt Water

 

Er? And then I wait till they rust off or something. . .I only have till eleven. .

 

Well if you have some wire you could always pick them.

 

why is spoon acting like he actually as the balls to do any of this shit

 

Humor him its fun.