WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?

is anyone british?

 

Oh, bloody hell! Not more English posts!

 

YOU BETTER BLOODY BELIEVE REVERAND...

I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU MUST THINK YOU ARE SOMEONE... ARE YOU SOMEONE? YOU MUST BE SOME ONE BUT ARE YOU SOMEONE?

NOT THAT I CARE...

OH AND IM ENGLISH BUT I REGULARLY HAVE AMERICAN IN ME... NEXT TIME (IF YOUR INTERESTED WILL BE DECEMBER 13...12 IF THE PLANE IS ON TIME)

 

Listen ere ya muppet! If you don't shout ya north an south, Im gonna grab ya buy ya barnet fair then nut in ya boat race a few times, stick me thumbs in ya mince pies and kick your arse up and down the frog and toad for a bit! Then into the rubber dub dub to sit down and take the load of me plates of meat have a good butchers hook at the barmaid and sink a few bevies! While ya outside wondering what the hell went Pete Tong!

 

yes, but i have other redeeming qualities which make up for that shortcoming

 

WELL YOU THINK YOUR SOOO FUCKING CLEAVER WITH YER "MOCKNEY"

I CUM FROM DEEPEST ESSEX AND I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THAT SHIT...
WELL DONE THO MY SON GOOD TRY

 

The time is now to repent your evil, Parliamentary ways and embrace the one true way of life.

Could you be a little more descriptive, coherent, even? For instance, "SOME ONE" and "SOMEONE?"

And, let me ask you a serious question. Since you're English, I doubt the sophistication of this inquiry will floor you, but WHY THE FUCK MUST YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS?

It's bloody revolting.

 

im really sorry...
i really want you to like me...
i really want you to read what i say...
if it makes you happy i wont type in caps nomore...
i love you soo much im willing to foresake the capitals...
im not really as sad as i sound... or am i?
(jordans crunch bar moment)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
im really sorry...
i really want you to like me...
i really want you to read what i say...
if it makes you happy i wont type in caps nomore...
i love you soo much im willing to foresake the capitals...
im not really as sad as i sound... or am i?
(jordans crunch bar moment) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, capital letters are good in certain instances, for example, the start of sentences and proper nouns.

 

HEY I COME FROM ENGLAND WE INVENTED YOUR BLOODY LANGUAGE... BE GRATEFUL

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
HEY I COME FROM ENGLAND WE INVENTED YOUR BLOODY LANGUAGE... BE GRATEFUL<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No. I'm Greatfull - "Full of great-ness"

Or was I full of something else...?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:

I CUM FROM DEEPEST ESSEX <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well that's something to be proud of then innit?

I had the misfortune of being stuck in traffic in the pissing rain today waiting to get accross the Dartford bridge! And they must make an absolute fortune by charging a £1 each way through the tunnel/bridge, I mean how many vehicles pass just in one day?

I guess it's government owned?

 

ESSEX is wicked... im well proud of being of essex person..age

cum to essex for all your needs... it rules

 

Extra-Sensory SEX?

 

WELL IF YOUVE HEARD ABOUT ESSEX I WONT HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT WE ARE KNOWN FOR... IF YOU HAVENT HEARD ABOUT ESSEX ASK SOMEONE ELSE COZ I CANT BE ARSED TO EXPLAIN IT... UNLESS ITS IN LITTLE BITS...

I WOULD SAY WE ARE THE TRAILER TRASH OF BRITAIN... APART FROM MANCHESTER AND EAST LONDON

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
ESSEX is wicked... im well proud of being of essex person..Age<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hehehe! Glad to see your being P C.

 

APART FROM BEING PC WHAT ELSE IN THE WORLD IS THERE TO DO...
WHAT HAS THE WORLD CUM TO...?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
I had the misfortune of being stuck in traffic in the pissing rain today waiting to get accross the Dartford bridge!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

were you in a convertible with the top stuck down or something?

 

u sad fucker... they had the windows down thats all

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy v2.01beta:
were you in a convertible with the top stuck down or something?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No in fact I was in a brand spanking new motor! Being taken on a shopping trip by a beautiful babe (believe it or not) .

And the windows were slightly open because she 'Don't like being totally closed in' and 'likes letting the outside in' or sum such nonsense... I just nodded, smiled sweetly and gave her a kiss on the cheek! I'll never figure out how womens mind works sometimes...

And the 'misfortune' was sitting stationary on the M25 in the pouring rain! It has got to be one of worst places to be on the planet (Apart from Afghanistan I suppose).