What teenage fratboys that can't afford beer do...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by cunt, Jan 6, 2005.

  1. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Oh, and just to verify, I did PM this to [cunt] to see how much of a [cunt] he is. Everyone here knows I am a kinky bitch. I don't deny that. But it really shows what sort of low-life you are [cunt].

    I am from Australia, not USA, you whitered testicle of a sterile donkey.

    I have tired many different sexual things with my boyfriend, some I like, some I don't. Some things I do would make a saint swear.

    Everyone here knows I am a REAL female, not a "teenage fratboy" like you fantasized.

    Is it the fact that I am female the thing that disappointed you?

    P.S I think he has a thing for Schmed because he thought I was schmed.


    Love Reiz
     
  2. cunt

    cunt New Member

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    Cripes. So am I. I thought you would've clicked with "real" spelling
    and all.

    No I don't want your phone number. Buy a dildo.

    [cunt]
     
  3. cunt

    cunt New Member

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    They all look the same when they're bent over a chair.

    [cunt]
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Butt Cunt, she posted her picture in hopes that would think sh ewas all that and a fucking blooming onion and start being ncie to her.

    And you didn't comply!
     
  5. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Not at all, Barfy. I posted it so he would stop thinking I was a male, in particular, thinking I was Schmed. Now, crawl back into your cage and lock the door behind you.
     
  6. DrBungle

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    Yes, wise man once said, Checkity check yourself before you wreckity wreck yourself.

    I think that means pull yer head out of yer ass.

    And shit.

    Not pun intended.
     
  7. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    haha, wups, didn't read the NEXT page of posts. . . disregard
     
  8. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    Jealous Pukey?
     
  9. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    There goes my occassional thought of trying to weaske my way into getting Reiz to let me have sex with her while I wear my Mr. T outfit if she lived within a few hours of Kentucky.
     
  10. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    Aww no man, she's like 15!!
     
  11. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    I am 19 GAS you old bitch.
     
  12. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    15, 19, it's all the same when you're a geezer like me.
     
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Yes, Dubya. I'm totally eaten up with jealousy. And 19... another thing to be jealous of.
     
  14. Dubya 2.0

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    No problem. If you want any more incisive observations just keep posting.

    This psychology thing is a piece of piss, Barry I want a job!
     
  15. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    And he's not limiting himself to psychology. He just wants to earn so he can get himself off the streets, he'll sell his ass if need be.
     
  16. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    OOPS! I forgot to add a :p to the end of that.
     
  17. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    'Ow do Cumbria boy, long time no hear...
     
  18. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    You want a job? How about opening a psychic salon. It is about the same thing as counseling, but you don't have to have the degree. Same principles apply. Tell them what they want to hear, but leave them with the lingering doubt that something is somehow still hidden so that they will keep coming back for more.

    Barry
     
  19. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    posting
     
  20. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    Hmmmmm drums fingers if I was to hazard an evaluated opinion I would suggest that you appear to be suffering from 'Mememe' syndrome which essentially manifests itself, primarily, in the form of wishing to remain in the spotlight.

    Do you, perchance, have any pets that are wilfull in their destrucive tendencies? Also are you in posession of a large basement that looks like a serial killers shrine?
     

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